1 |
|
83.20%
|
Phone Home: Play a video message from Kindred. Guess they didn't forget about us! |
PhoneHome |
2 |
|
76.50%
|
I Feel The Same. I Think?: Unlock the Alien Teleportation System. Beats walking! |
IFeelTheSameIThink |
3 |
|
73.20%
|
Aaaaaaand we're back: You died! Now you're not dead! Huh. Weird! |
AaaaaaaandWereBack |
4 |
|
64.40%
|
Return To Sender: Retrieved your own loot box. Death is no excuse for leaving behind Kindred property! |
ReturnToSender |
5 |
|
57.00%
|
I Want To Go Home. Eventually.: Marked your first fuel pod. Momma, I'm coming home! |
IWantToGoHomeEventually |
6 |
|
55.90%
|
Cragclaw Defeated: Cragclaw down. Break out the garlic butter! |
CragClawDefeated |
7 |
|
41.80%
|
What Would You Two Maniacs Like To Do First?: Start a Co-Op game. It must be nice having friends... |
WhatWouldYouTwoManiacsLikeToDoFirst |
8 |
|
40.90%
|
Floopsnoot Queen Defeated: Successfully ended the bloodline of an endangered alien species! Congratulations! |
FloopSnootQueenDefeated |
9 |
|
39.20%
|
Don't Cross the Streams: Slapped your Co-Op partner. I'm sure you had a good reason for it. |
DontCrossTheStreams |
10 |
|
37.40%
|
It's Not In The Game: Collect every obnoxious video ad on your computer. |
ItsNotInTheGame |
11 |
|
35.70%
|
Ambidextrous: Use every left hand tool in the game. Gotta hand it to you: You're pretty handy. |
Ambidextrous |
12 |
|
33.50%
|
Little Shop of Horrors: Fed 5 Pufferbirds to a Meat Vortex. Yes, it blends! |
LittleShopOfHorrors |
13 |
|
32.70%
|
A Little Help, Please: Revive your Co-Op partner. Let's hope they learn to start pulling their weight. |
ALittleHelpPlease |
14 |
|
29.90%
|
Open Sesame: Enter The Spire. I've got a bad feeling about this... |
OpenSeasame |
15 |
|
29.90%
|
For Science!: Complete the first set of Science Experiments. Science: It's not just for nerds! |
ForScience |
16 |
|
28.30%
|
Teratomo? Teratomo!: Re-emerged onto AR-Y 26 after killing Teratomo. Back to work, I suppose! |
TeratomoTeratomo |
17 |
|
28.30%
|
Teratomo Defeated: Teratomo is no mo'. Now go take a shower. You smell bad. Very bad. |
TeratomoDefeated |
18 |
|
24.40%
|
Build It Up: Gather half the Alien Alloy on AR-Y 26. I'm half-impressed! |
BuildItUp |
19 |
|
23.50%
|
Au-revoir Gopher!: Kill 5 Schnozos in 15 seconds. Moles ain't gonna whack themselves. |
Au-RevoirGopher |
20 |
|
17.80%
|
It's Me. But Not Me. But Still Me.: Scan your own corpse. Best not to think about it too much... |
ItsMeButNotMeButStillMe |
21 |
|
16.10%
|
We came, We Saw, We Kicked Its Ass: Crack Cragclaw with a Co-Op partner. Teamwork really does make the dream work. |
WeCameWeSawWeKickedItsAss |
22 |
|
15.80%
|
Your Friendly Neighbourhood...: Execute 10 consecutive grapples without touching the ground. You're like some kind of arachnid-man. |
YourFriendlyNeighbourhood |
23 |
|
13.80%
|
Home At Last: You've returned home after fully completing your mission! You're a hero! |
HomeAtLast |
24 |
|
11.40%
|
Pinball Wizard: Kill 5 creatures with a single Charged Shot. Because aiming is for chumps! |
PinballWizard |
25 |
|
10.50%
|
Stop Crapping On Me, Jessie: Got pooped on by a Skipper. That's good luck, depending on who you ask. Not me. I think it's gross. |
StopCrappingOnMeJessie |
26 |
|
8.90%
|
Stronger, Faster, Probably Poisonous: Recklessly and irresponsibly eat every Orange Goo on AR-Y 26. |
StrongerFasterProbablyPoisonous |
27 |
|
8.80%
|
The $600 Man: 3D-print all the 3D-printables. After that, go ahead and 3D-print yourself a gold star! |
The$500Man |
28 |
|
8.20%
|
Kronus: Unplugged: Unplug Kronus and restore Kindred's control of DL-C1 |
KronusUnplugged |
29 |
|
7.80%
|
Cannibals: Bait 5 creatures into attacking each other. Divide and conquer: Classic strat. |
Canibals |
30 |
|
7.30%
|
Who Is Teratomo?: Collect and read every Alien Explorer Log. |
WhoIsTeratomo |
31 |
|
7.30%
|
The Answer is 42: Fully decrypt and watch the tower origin transmission. |
theAnswerIs42 |
32 |
|
7.20%
|
Power Underwhelming: Craft all the new upgrades unlocked via exploration of DL-C1 |
PowerUnderwhelming |
33 |
|
7.00%
|
Part of a Complete Breakfast: Get covered in Tropical Pufferbird milk... |
PartOfACompleteBreakfast |
34 |
|
6.50%
|
Zoologist: Scan all the creatures on AR-Y 26! |
Zoologist |
35 |
|
6.30%
|
That's all people really want to do...: Kick 10 Pufferbirds in 30 seconds. It's why you bought the game. We get it. |
ThatsAllPeopleReallyWantToDo |
36 |
|
5.90%
|
Botanist: Scan all the flora on AR-Y 26! |
Botanist |
37 |
|
4.70%
|
Coastal Postal: Collect all the scattered postcards of DL-C1 |
CoastalPostal |
38 |
|
4.60%
|
Turdball Wizard: Consecutively bounce on 5 different Springy Egg Sacs. It's like an ethically-iffy bouncy castle! |
TurdballWizard |
39 |
|
3.40%
|
Jewel of the Bargain Bin: Complete the entire DL-C1 Kindex |
NewPlanetWhoDis |
40 |
|
2.90%
|
Screw This Noise: You've returned home without fully completing your mission. I'd start looking for new work. |
ScrewThisNoise |
41 |
|
2.20%
|
Shocking: Stun 5 creatures simultaneously with Shock Fruit. Stone cold. |
Shocking |
42 |
|
2.20%
|
Scott Norwood in the Hizzy...: Kick 25 Pufferbirds and 25 Maroons. It's ok. I don't know who Scott Norwood is either. |
ScottNorwoodIntheHizzy |
43 |
|
2.10%
|
No Refunds: Finish the game in under 4 hours. See you at GDQ! |
NoRefunds |
44 |
|
1.60%
|
Walking On Air: Fly through 12 unique gas rings without touching the ground |
WalkingOnAir |
45 |
|
1.10%
|
I Come in Peace: Slap every alien creature at least once. I suppose that counts as "first contact". |
IComeInPeace |
46 |
|
1.00%
|
Old Game Master: Assert your independence and beat Old Game Minus entirely in singleplayer. |
OldGameMaster |
47 |
|
0.90%
|
Old Game Alliance: Tolerate another person long enough to beat Old Game Minus entirely in coop. |
OldGameAlliance |