| 1 |
|
55.70%
|
Oh darn, it's just a big chunk of Iron! Whew!: ..I could have swore it was another darn asteroid and I was dead, but I heard the sound of the ship collector, woot! woot! |
first iron |
| 2 |
|
55.10%
|
I just got a Fail game, err I mean Full game achievement!: Fail.. Full.. Potato, Patato ..It's an achievement anyhow! |
fail game |
| 3 |
|
54.20%
|
100% Authentic Play! No In-Game Cheats Activated!: "I may not be able to save the Earth, but nobody.. I mean NOBODY can ever say I saved humanity by cheating!" |
Legit |
| 4 |
|
53.60%
|
Titanium! Wow! I'm rich! I'm rich! This stuff gotta be worth millions!: ...It's worth less than that Nickel I found! What?! ..This space hub is rippin' me off! |
first titanium |
| 5 |
|
52.30%
|
This is the biggest darned Nickel I've ever seen!: It's called nickel and worth only slightly more! |
first nickel |
| 6 |
|
50.40%
|
It's bluer than the Earth back home. : It's so blue, it makes me feel blue and miss home and my family! |
first cobalt |
| 7 |
|
49.20%
|
I just went Platinum baby! : ..And people always told me I couldn't sing! This platinum proves them all wrong! |
first platinum |
| 8 |
|
47.60%
|
I found something pretty decent called "iridium"!: When I first saw the iridium, I thought it was like a big chocolate kiss wrapped in shiny foil! |
first iridium |
| 9 |
|
43.50%
|
Dang, this is nice looking stuff, it's gotta be worth somethin'!: ..It might be pretty, but it don't make good toilet paper if you run out! Just sayin'! |
first osmium |
| 10 |
|
42.00%
|
Gold looks so much shinier when you're out in space!: ..It must be the clean air out here making this gold so.. well gold. |
first gold |
| 11 |
|
39.80%
|
OMG! I "KILT" every asteroid rock thing! It's all gone! Did I win? I won huh?!?: |
beat level 1 |
| 12 |
|
35.10%
|
I just found something real "purty" called Rhodium!: OMG, this stuff is worth a TON! .Now where's a McD's when you need one?! |
first rhodium |
| 13 |
|
33.50%
|
Yahoo! I just earned my first extra life! : Life out here is pretty grim, but I need all I can get to save my loved ones back on Earth! |
earned life |
| 14 |
|
31.30%
|
What is this CANNON doing out here in Space?!! Can I harvest that iron?: WoooHooooo!! Mommmmmmy! Ohhhh Wowwwww! Yeee Hawwww! |
cannon ball |
| 15 |
|
30.40%
|
I got my first kill of something that isn't a Rock!: That thing.. I thought at first that it was trying to help me shoot the rocks.. then I realized I was in serious trouble! |
Kill First RSA |
| 16 |
|
27.20%
|
I collected my first Zaxpoleon Dynamite!: |
1 dynamite |
| 17 |
|
26.60%
|
50,000 points isn't bad, right?: ..Hey this game ain't easy, don't tease me! |
50k points |
| 18 |
|
26.30%
|
Mother Sucker! Wow.. I'm good at sucking this junk up!: I just learned how much fun it is to suck! Yummy! |
mother sucker |
| 19 |
|
25.70%
|
I didn't mean to shoot the one chance I had at saving you..: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) |
shot geos |
| 20 |
|
24.70%
|
I just made a new friend in space!: This little A55 Kicker really kicks some ass! |
A55 Kicker |
| 21 |
|
24.40%
|
These little asteroid wanna-be things! Argh, I got 10 of them now!: "The first iron cluster scared me as I hit it, now they are just annoying!" |
10 iron |
| 22 |
|
23.50%
|
10 Titaniums now! Sounds important! (It's really not! Nickels are more valuable!): They may not be worth much, but they would look nice hangin' on my Christmas tree |
10 titanium |
| 23 |
|
22.50%
|
I'm a 30 Second Dream Machine!: Holding it for 30 whole seconds takes mad skills! |
30 seconds |
| 24 |
|
22.20%
|
I Destroyed 500 Asteroids In A Single Game!: |
500_Asteroids_Game |
| 25 |
|
21.60%
|
100,000 points. Piece of cake!: ..Hand over a cold beer to go this this cake now eh? |
100k points |
| 26 |
|
21.60%
|
That horrible vaporous red evil space blob ATE me! OMG!: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) |
vds eaten |
| 27 |
|
21.30%
|
I just blasted my first asteroid with Zaxpoleon Dynamite! WhooHooo!: What a freakin' Blast! |
blown rock |
| 28 |
|
21.00%
|
If I ever live through this, I might start mining asteroids more often!: $250,000 and all I can spend it on is this space ship! Argh! |
250k |
| 29 |
|
20.60%
|
I Took them Triple Points of "K-OS" and I did NOT die!: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) |
survive kos |
| 30 |
|
20.30%
|
It wasn't easy, but I ain't cheesy!: That lightning shootin' alien ship just got REKT by yours truly! |
first boss kill |
| 31 |
|
20.30%
|
Cha-Ching! I just found my 10th Nickel out here in space! Would be nice to find like a Quarter now!: "10 Nickels = 50 cents... Ugh. ..I'll never be able to buy that faster fire power at this rate!" |
10 nickel |
| 32 |
|
19.70%
|
10 X Cobalt, holy moly! ..I'll have a blue "Cobalt" Christmas without you! : "You'll be dead and in fright with your Christmas of Plight.. But I'll have a blue, blue, blue, blue Cobalt Christmas!" |
10 cobalt |
| 33 |
|
19.70%
|
I've now pawned 10 Iron balls! A penny saved, a penny earned!: "They gave me that look when I pawned them dull dirty iron balls, but I held my head high!" |
sold 10 iron |
| 34 |
|
19.10%
|
ARGH! I blew myself! What an explosion! Sheesh!: |
blown self |
| 35 |
|
18.80%
|
Half a million already!? Wow, this is sure easier than working fastfood service!: Half a million dollars and not a single pizza joint anywhere around! |
500k |
| 36 |
|
18.40%
|
Five Extra Ships baby! That is NOT easy! Yay me!: Five extra lives out here can be lost in mere seconds! But I cannot give up! |
5 earned lives |
| 37 |
|
18.40%
|
200,000 points, I could do this all day with my eyes closed!: Now watch and you might learn something... *CRASH!* |
200k points |
| 38 |
|
18.10%
|
I went all in and bought M.E.S.A protection !! : (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) |
bought mesa |
| 39 |
|
18.10%
|
I can't get "rid" of "Iridium".. Now I've got TEN!: |
10 iridium |
| 40 |
|
18.10%
|
I killed that slimy green space snake before it "blowed me up"!: They just keep coming! Those things will explode their acidic innards all over your shiny pretty space ship! |
Kill First Kamikaze |
| 41 |
|
17.50%
|
I was getting lazy out in space, drinking a cold beer: And then this big ugly green rock thing did appear! |
az_spawned |
| 42 |
|
17.20%
|
Another wave of them rocks gone! I feel like they will never end..: "5 waves of asteroids, so many close deaths.. But they are worth it! Gotta save 'em" |
beat level 5 |
| 43 |
|
16.90%
|
I just hit 10 times "Platinum" baby! Look at me go!: ..With this last platinum, I just matched Garth Brooks first album from 1989, as that album also got 10 platinum too! Woohoo! |
10 platinum |
| 44 |
|
16.60%
|
Holy Hell, where did that thing come from? I killed it, I killed it!: They call it the VDS.. I call it my worst nightmare. It's moving vaporous eyes are such horror! |
Kill First VDS |
| 45 |
|
16.60%
|
I done learned a whole lot about well.. about rocks and shiny stuff!: Momma didn't raise no fool! |
tutorial completed |
| 46 |
|
16.60%
|
I Wrecked 1,000 Asteroids In A Single Game!: |
1000_Asteroids_Game |
| 47 |
|
16.30%
|
I Am A True Rock 'N Roll Star! I Saved the Earth!: |
Saved_Earth |
| 48 |
|
16.30%
|
45 Seconds Baby! Get in Line!: You gotta get in line if you wanna play now! I got massive lasting power here! |
45 seconds |
| 49 |
|
16.30%
|
I'm a millionaire! One million bucks I've earned baby!!: I wish I could hire those Vaporous Death things to work for me instead of trying to kill me! |
millionaire |
| 50 |
|
15.90%
|
1 Minute of Frantic, Furious Action!: Who ain't got time for a minute man?! Call on me whenever you got a minute to spare baby! |
1 minute |
| 51 |
|
15.90%
|
Gotta mission to save the world.. Momma didn't raise no fool!: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) |
bought geos |
| 52 |
|
15.90%
|
Half a million points, just a walk in the park!: Hey, wake me up when something happens here, will ya? |
500k points |
| 53 |
|
15.90%
|
5 Beautiful Glimmering G.E.O.S. Gems Obtained!: 10% chance to save the Earth, let's go! |
5 geos |
| 54 |
|
15.60%
|
I have PASSED (with a C grade) in Rock 'N Roll!: |
Passing Rock 'N Roller |
| 55 |
|
15.60%
|
I tried going "All In" with "Up Your A55" and I gotta say, It is Amazing!: "Up Yours Too Buddy!" ;-) |
up your a55 |
| 56 |
|
15.00%
|
I Scored 1,000+ in Hard Rock Mode!: Nothin' to be shy about, 1k points is worthy with only one life to live! |
Hard Rock 1000 |
| 57 |
|
15.00%
|
I'm a Millionaire! ..Too bad it's only points and: a silly achievement on this crazy asteroid blasting game, hmm? |
million points |
| 58 |
|
15.00%
|
It's 10 Osmium I gathered, NOT "opium" as in drugs! Geez!: |
10 osmium |
| 59 |
|
14.70%
|
With all this 10 gold I've collected.. I should be able to make me a nice "golden" stack of pancakes! Mmm..: |
10 gold |
| 60 |
|
14.70%
|
How do you get more Awesome than a mere A?: Devastate the rocks and baddies in Rock 'N Roll! A+ baby! |
A Plus Super Star |
| 61 |
|
14.40%
|
I Used 25 Spi-Roll Attacks In A Game!: |
25_SpiRolls_Game |
| 62 |
|
14.40%
|
10 G.E.O.S. Gems Ain't Cheesy.. or Easy! : 20% chance to save the Earth, let's go! |
10 geos |
| 63 |
|
14.40%
|
I'm totally BAE.. "Busy As Ever"!!: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) |
busy |
| 64 |
|
14.10%
|
B Stands for Brilliant! I am Better than your "average" hero!: |
Bravo Rock 'N Roller |
| 65 |
|
14.10%
|
I Obliterated 2,500 Asteroids In A Single Game!: |
2500_Asteroids_Game |
| 66 |
|
13.70%
|
That's the 10th wave of Asteroids blasted! So many rocks!: "Each new wave presents more danger, more crumbles, more aliens.. Can I do it?" |
beat level 10 |
| 67 |
|
13.40%
|
I just got SHOT while flying that fast!! That's GOTTA be Auto-Aim!: "That thing, that thing is cheatin'! How do I report that thing for hackin' with auto-aim!?" |
shot on a cannon |
| 68 |
|
13.40%
|
haXX0r I am! And proud of it mind you!: When it comes to saving the Earth, anything goes I say! |
haxxor |
| 69 |
|
13.10%
|
25 G.E.O.S. Gems! Holy Play Hooky To Save an Earth Day!: 50% chance! Come on baby, don't fail me now! |
25 geos |
| 70 |
|
13.10%
|
I've now collected 10 of each pretty, shiny, thing out here!: "It's nice to have a hobby that you enjoy when you're out in space killing monsters, shooting asteroids, and saving the world!" |
resource collector |
| 71 |
|
13.10%
|
I like "purty" things! I have now scooped up 10 Rhodiums!: |
10 rhodium |
| 72 |
|
12.80%
|
A Stands for Awesome, Amazing, and Astonishing!: I am an Ace at Rock 'N Roll! Bring on 'dem rocks! |
Awesome Rock 'N Roller |
| 73 |
|
12.80%
|
I've collected FIVE Zaxpoleon Dynamites!: |
5 dynamites |
| 74 |
|
12.80%
|
90 Seconds of Pure Perfection!: I'm just getting warmed up, are you ready for more? |
90 seconds |
| 75 |
|
12.80%
|
I am an official "8008" by getting that exact score, 8008 uploaded to the leaderboards..: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) |
boob cheater |
| 76 |
|
12.80%
|
15 waves of Asteroids! Holy hell in space! Gotta keep pushin'!: "I swear these asteroids are trollin' me now.. is this a really bad dream? Wake up self! Wake up!" |
beat level 15 |
| 77 |
|
12.50%
|
Two Million Bones!: Millions come EASY when you're this damn good! |
2 million |
| 78 |
|
12.50%
|
2 Minutes. Double the Fun!: I never thought I could last two minutes, but it went by too fast honey! |
2 minutes |
| 79 |
|
12.50%
|
I just achieved 2,500 points in the hardest of hard times!: Hard Rock Mode: 2,500 Points! Respect this! |
Hard Rock 2500 |
| 80 |
|
12.20%
|
OMG! I'm an 8 Second Man!: It's not easy lasting 8 seconds before exploding! |
8 seconds |
| 81 |
|
12.20%
|
I Used 50 Spi-Roll Attacks In A Game!: |
50_SpiRolls_Game |
| 82 |
|
12.20%
|
Take that boss man! I exploded on you! Rawr!: |
blown boss |
| 83 |
|
12.20%
|
I done learned how to make 'dat money! 10 'dem Rhodiums sold now!: "It's really hard to part with something so purty, but I told it that it was me, not it when I left it" |
sold 10 rhodium |
| 84 |
|
12.20%
|
Resource Hoarder! ..20 of each! : "Mine! All Mine! Give me! Mine! Gimme, Giime!" |
resource hoarder |
| 85 |
|
11.50%
|
I'm Soooo Dizzy! Weeee! Maximum Rotation Speed!!: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) |
max rotate |
| 86 |
|
11.50%
|
Oops! I done blown up my A55 Kicker!: |
blown a55 |
| 87 |
|
11.50%
|
Don't Mess With Me! I'm a Bad Bad Man!: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) |
max fire |
| 88 |
|
11.20%
|
I'm getting soo good at sucking it all up baby!: Mmm, Mmm, Good.. Sucking it All up 5 times in a single game! Sluurrrrp! |
mother sucker 5 |
| 89 |
|
11.20%
|
5,000 Points in Hard Rock mode!: Bow to me now. Before I give you my 5k "pow"! |
Hard Rock 5000 |
| 90 |
|
10.90%
|
I've collected TEN Zaxpoleon Dynamites!: |
10 dynamites |
| 91 |
|
10.90%
|
You Can't Top This! TEN THOUSAND in Hard Rock Baby!: The skills required to get 10k is higher than what's needed to be in the NFL today! |
Hard Rock 10k |
| 92 |
|
10.90%
|
3 Whole Minutes Equals Triple Pleasure!: First I tried the 2 min action, now I'm loving the 3 min! |
3 minutes |
| 93 |
|
10.60%
|
That damn dynamite saved my life! That red space blob is vaporized!: |
blown vds |
| 94 |
|
10.30%
|
I've collected TWENTY FIVE Zaxpoleon Dynamites!: |
25 dynamites |
| 95 |
|
10.00%
|
I am a true Rock Breaker!: 5,000 Rocks Shattered.. and counting! |
5000_asteroids_game |
| 96 |
|
10.00%
|
10 Fast Paced, Furious Minutes! : Who wouldn't want someone who can last 10+ minutes at this kinda action!? |
10 minutes |
| 97 |
|
10.00%
|
Kamikaze That Mr Space Worm! Blown to HELL! Ha!: |
blown worm |
| 98 |
|
10.00%
|
I blew that tentacle looking bastard to kingdom come!: |
blown rsa |
| 99 |
|
9.70%
|
Half an Hour Of Pure Perfection! RAWR!: I am truly One-In-A-Million! I'm THAT damn good! |
30 minutes |
| 100 |
|
9.70%
|
10K Rock RAWKER! : 10,000 Rocks you say? ..I'm just getting started! |
10000_asteroids_game |
| 101 |
|
9.70%
|
4 Fabulous Minutes is how I rock it!: I just gave it 4.. had so much fun that I wanna last a few more! |
4 minutes |
| 102 |
|
9.70%
|
5 Minutes I Stayed Alive! High Five!: Not anyone can last 5 minutes of that wild ride, but I lasted and held my pride! |
5 minutes |
| 103 |
|
9.70%
|
15 Minutes of Hard C.. err R..ock Action! I'm a Rock 'n Roll God!: I dare anyone to last this long! |
15 minutes |
| 104 |
|
9.70%
|
20 Mind Blastin' Hard & Fast Minutes of This!?: You can't handle this! ..You can't handle me baby! |
20 minutes |
| 105 |
|
9.70%
|
25,000 Points in Hard Rock Madness! Holy Smokes I'm Good!: Instincts of a cheetah, Blessed Skills of the Heavens! That's Me Baby! |
Hard Rock 25k |
| 106 |
|
8.70%
|
No obstacle is too big if you set your mind to beating it!: Monster Rock + Me = Pile of Dust! |
monster rock destroyed |
| 107 |
|
8.70%
|
I didn't let good ol' earth take even a scratch baby!: |
protect the earth 50x multiplier |
| 108 |
|
8.70%
|
I kicked his ass! Yeah! The bigger they are, the harder they fall!: Oh My God did he leave a lot of parts in my way! |
az_defeated |
Steam Stats v3
