| 1 |
|
23.30%
|
Hooked on Bean Juice: You became addicted to bean juice (a.k.a. coffee) |
coffeeCount |
| 2 |
|
21.70%
|
Lover of Custodians: You were best friends with the Janitor. |
janitorTalk |
| 3 |
|
21.40%
|
All Downhill from Here: You received a gold watch for years of service. |
goldWatch |
| 4 |
|
20.70%
|
Extroverted: You were a social butterfly. |
peopleTalkedOver15 |
| 5 |
|
18.90%
|
Hooked on H2O: You were well hydrated. |
waterCount |
| 6 |
|
18.90%
|
Overweight and Great: You gained a few pounds. |
vendingCountHalf |
| 7 |
|
17.60%
|
Really?: You peed without washing your hands. |
dirtyHands |
| 8 |
|
16.80%
|
Snooping Around: You couldn't keep your fingers off of other peoples PC's. |
computerCount |
| 9 |
|
16.60%
|
Good Human Being: You washed your hands after peeing. |
cleanHands |
| 10 |
|
16.00%
|
Dared to Communicate: You annoyed certain co-workers by talking too much. |
annoyedCoworker |
| 11 |
|
14.30%
|
Crying in a Corner: You completely ignored the Janitor. |
janitorIgnore |
| 12 |
|
13.30%
|
What Can I Say? I Gotta Pee: You were often seen going to the bathroom. |
peeCount |
| 13 |
|
13.10%
|
Bean-induced Insomnia: You drank coffee before bedtime and became an insomniac. |
insomniac |
| 14 |
|
12.50%
|
This is a Normal Thing to Do: You explored the depths of the office. |
ventOpen |
| 15 |
|
12.50%
|
Obese and at Peace: You became morbidly obese. |
vendingCount |
| 16 |
|
12.50%
|
Breaking Bread with the Big Dog: You ate cake with the CEO. |
cakeCountOne |
| 17 |
|
12.20%
|
Extremely Low IQ: You got stuck in the elevator on the first day of the job. |
elevatorStuck |
| 18 |
|
11.80%
|
Script Kiddie: You were fired for infecting the company's network. |
virus |
| 19 |
|
11.60%
|
It's Nice to Eat Every Slice: You're a hog for eating all the cake. |
cakeCount |
| 20 |
|
11.40%
|
Diligent Worker: You were an efficient employee. |
timeUnder15 |
| 21 |
|
10.60%
|
Goblin Coin: You found the Goblin Coin. |
goblinCoin |
| 22 |
|
10.30%
|
Hospitalized: Permanently hospitalized from eating too much bad stuff. |
drugs3 |
| 23 |
|
10.20%
|
Slow Worker: You were a slow worker. |
timeOver30 |
| 24 |
|
10.00%
|
Fly on the Wall: Read the entire quotes. |
flyOnTheWall |
| 25 |
|
9.90%
|
Goofing Off: You spent a whole day goofing off. |
drugs1 |
| 26 |
|
8.40%
|
No Refunds: Hope it was worth it... |
noRefunds |
| 27 |
|
8.10%
|
Introverted: You were the office hermit. |
peopleTalkedUnder5 |
| 28 |
|
8.00%
|
Goofing too Much: You've been goofing off a lot. |
drugs2 |
Steam Stats v3
