| 1 |
|
46.40%
|
Go Left: Move to the left. |
GoLeft |
| 2 |
|
46.30%
|
Go Right: Move to the right. |
GoRight |
| 3 |
|
32.90%
|
Fire Inspector: Safely deploy all the fire extinguishers. For safety. |
FindAllFireExtinguishers |
| 4 |
|
16.30%
|
Self Defence: Use the cake knife to defend yourself from wedding guests. |
SliceWithWeddingKnife |
| 5 |
|
11.50%
|
A Better John: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) |
Apologize |
| 6 |
|
10.80%
|
Swan Tamer: Make peace with a gaggle of swans. Their natural instinct is to kill. |
FeedTheSwans |
| 7 |
|
7.00%
|
Autopaedicatio: Penetrate yourself in Traditional Mode. |
Traditional_FuckYourself |
| 8 |
|
6.80%
|
Always Finishes First: Good at video games. Terrible at sex. |
PartyMode_WinAllFiveRounds |
| 9 |
|
6.30%
|
Clumsy: Die a lot of times in your nightmares. |
DieManyTimesInDream |
| 10 |
|
4.90%
|
Most Improved Tapulator: Learn how to literally just navigate the main menu. |
UseMenuAfterHints |
| 11 |
|
4.80%
|
Spare Wheel: Be the only one locked out of an ouroborus. |
Ourobourus_ExcludedFromCircle |
| 12 |
|
4.50%
|
Summer Job: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) |
CactusPickingFlashback |
| 13 |
|
4.10%
|
The Perfect Partner: Marry yourself in Abstinence. |
Abstinence_GetBothRings |
| 14 |
|
3.90%
|
Master Unlocker: Collect enough milk to fill the tank. |
FillUpSemenTank |
| 15 |
|
3.80%
|
Magnetic Basshole: Win Lights Out in under five seconds. |
LightsOut_FastPenetration |
| 16 |
|
3.40%
|
Popcorn Buffet: Eat a disgusting amount of popcorn. |
EatALotOfPopcorn |
| 17 |
|
3.10%
|
Meet Your Maker: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) |
MeetGod |
| 18 |
|
2.20%
|
Paperwork: Submit your monthly physical report. |
FilePhotocopy |
| 19 |
|
1.80%
|
Early Bird: Swallow every worm. |
FindAllWorms |
| 20 |
|
1.60%
|
Bulking Gear: Use all the "supplements" you can for maximal gains. |
UseAllGymDrugs |
| 21 |
|
1.60%
|
Sleep No More: Don't let sleeping dongs lie. |
FindAllSleepingPeens |
| 22 |
|
1.30%
|
Appalling Appetite: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) |
EatEvenMorePopcorn |
| 23 |
|
1.30%
|
Couch Party: Have enough friends and enough controllers to play an 8 player game. |
FinishEightPlayerGame |
| 24 |
|
1.10%
|
Fussy Lover: Save yourself for that special orgy. |
Traditional_NoSex |
Steam Stats v3
