| 1 |
|
18.70%
|
One life is enough.: Live out a single life, then quit the game. |
NEW_ACHIEVEMENT_1_1 |
| 2 |
|
14.60%
|
0% Chance: Experience death before being born. |
NEW_ACHIEVEMENT_1_0 |
| 3 |
|
9.20%
|
One Life To Live: Experience your first death outside the Womb Room |
NEW_ACHIEVEMENT_2_10 |
| 4 |
|
8.60%
|
Curiosity Killed The Cat: Live 9 lives in Womb Room |
NEW_ACHIEVEMENT_2_9 |
| 5 |
|
5.70%
|
Perhaps I Can Have 2 Mega Rangers?: Life must have been so tough for you, getting what you wanted all the time. |
NEW_ACHIEVEMENT_1_3 |
| 6 |
|
5.50%
|
POG Champ!: You own the sickest slammer! Holograms and everything! |
NEW_ACHIEVEMENT_1_2 |
| 7 |
|
5.50%
|
Poor Investment: Your parents spent your college fund on Beanie Babies hoping to make millions. |
NEW_ACHIEVEMENT_1_8 |
| 8 |
|
5.30%
|
Hot pocket!: You were cooked alive in a malfunctioning incubator. |
NEW_ACHIEVEMENT_1_5 |
| 9 |
|
5.30%
|
Riggity Riggity Wrecked Son!: You went back to the carpet store AFTER surviving cancer? |
NEW_ACHIEVEMENT_2_7 |
| 10 |
|
5.20%
|
Happy Family!: Your Mom and Dad still have an active sex life! |
NEW_ACHIEVEMENT_1_4 |
| 11 |
|
5.10%
|
Better Red Than Dead!: Having a soul is overrated. |
NEW_ACHIEVEMENT_1_23 |
| 12 |
|
5.00%
|
Angry Video Game Nerd: You spend your life playing and reviewing shitty games so other people don’t have to. |
NEW_ACHIEVEMENT_1_11 |
| 13 |
|
3.70%
|
Jet Fuel Can’t Melt Steel Beams: 9/11 was an inside job. |
NEW_ACHIEVEMENT_2_6 |
| 14 |
|
3.60%
|
Warm Popsicle: Why don’t you come downstairs and have yourself a Popsicle? |
NEW_ACHIEVEMENT_1_12 |
| 15 |
|
3.20%
|
Hello Darkness, My Old Friend: Experience every old death scenario. What sound does silence make anyways? |
NEW_ACHIEVEMENT_2_4 |
| 16 |
|
3.20%
|
Massacre: Die 50 times in Womb Room |
NEW_ACHIEVEMENT_2_11 |
| 17 |
|
3.10%
|
Everybody Hurts: Experience every sad teen scenario. Mother do you think they'll drop the bomb? |
NEW_ACHIEVEMENT_1_25 |
| 18 |
|
3.10%
|
Early Warning Signs: Experience every angry child scenario and grow up to be Macaulay Culkin. |
NEW_ACHIEVEMENT_1_19 |
| 19 |
|
2.90%
|
Rage Against The Machine: Experience every angry teen scenario. Life is only pain. |
NEW_ACHIEVEMENT_1_26 |
| 20 |
|
2.90%
|
Pet Cemetery: Sometimes...DEAD IS BETTAH! |
NEW_ACHIEVEMENT_1_9 |
| 21 |
|
2.80%
|
Smells Like Teen Spirit!: Experience every happy teen scenario. You were born way ahead of your time, man. |
NEW_ACHIEVEMENT_1_24 |
| 22 |
|
2.80%
|
Psychiatrist's Wet Dream: Experience every sad child scenario. Oh, BOO-HOO! |
NEW_ACHIEVEMENT_1_18 |
| 23 |
|
2.80%
|
I Don’t Want To Grow Up!: Experience every happy child scenario. Lucky you. |
NEW_ACHIEVEMENT_1_17 |
| 24 |
|
2.60%
|
Tears From Heaven: You've experienced every dead baby scenario...Yikes |
NEW_ACHIEVEMENT_1_15 |
| 25 |
|
2.60%
|
Darwin Award Nominee: Experience every teen death scenario. Texting is thinning the herd! |
NEW_ACHIEVEMENT_1_27 |
| 26 |
|
2.40%
|
Living Hell: Die 100 times in Womb Room |
NEW_ACHIEVEMENT_2_12 |
| 27 |
|
2.40%
|
Which Radical Movement is Right for You?: Experience every angry adult scenario. They took your stapler, now burn this place to the ground! |
NEW_ACHIEVEMENT_1_31 |
| 28 |
|
2.30%
|
Get Off My Lawn!: Experience every angry old scenario. Damn kids! |
NEW_ACHIEVEMENT_2_3 |
| 29 |
|
2.30%
|
Being an Adult is Sad Enough: Experience every sad adult scenario. Your soul is thoroughly crushed. |
NEW_ACHIEVEMENT_1_30 |
| 30 |
|
2.30%
|
Join a Cult That Worships Blue Oysters: Experience every adult death scenario. Don't fear the reaper! |
NEW_ACHIEVEMENT_2_0 |
| 31 |
|
2.20%
|
Margaritaville!: Experience every happy adult scenario. Why would anyone have kids!? |
NEW_ACHIEVEMENT_1_29 |
| 32 |
|
2.20%
|
Forever Young: Experience every child death scenario. Sometimes dreams do come true! |
NEW_ACHIEVEMENT_1_20 |
| 33 |
|
2.20%
|
Country Kitchen Buffet is Closed: Experience every sad old scenario. What's the point in living?! |
NEW_ACHIEVEMENT_2_2 |
| 34 |
|
2.00%
|
Nothing Better Than a Fiber Rich Diet: Experience every happy old scenario. You call that a no wiper! |
NEW_ACHIEVEMENT_2_1 |
| 35 |
|
1.80%
|
Masochist: Die 1,000 times in Womb Room |
NEW_ACHIEVEMENT_2_13 |
| 36 |
|
1.70%
|
The Blood of Christ: Tastes delicious! |
NEW_ACHIEVEMENT_1_6 |
| 37 |
|
1.70%
|
But I don’t even believe in Jeebus!: Just repent on your death bed! |
NEW_ACHIEVEMENT_1_13 |
| 38 |
|
1.60%
|
When I Die and They Lay Me To Rest: Experience Every Outcome in Womb Room |
NEW_ACHIEVEMENT_2_8 |
| 39 |
|
1.60%
|
Irresponsible Parents: You didn’t know the dog wasn’t supposed to eat chocolate. |
NEW_ACHIEVEMENT_1_7 |
| 40 |
|
1.60%
|
Guns Don’t Kill People, People With Guns Kill People: You can take my guns from my cold dead hands! |
NEW_ACHIEVEMENT_1_28 |
| 41 |
|
1.60%
|
Future Serial Killer!: You’ve always looked good in red! |
NEW_ACHIEVEMENT_1_10 |
| 42 |
|
1.60%
|
D.A.R.E: What's better than not doing drugs? Doing drugs. |
NEW_ACHIEVEMENT_1_22 |
| 43 |
|
1.60%
|
Pills! Pills! Pills!: Pills! Pills! Pills! |
NEW_ACHIEVEMENT_1_21 |
| 44 |
|
1.60%
|
Participant Trophy: Everyone is sooo special! |
NEW_ACHIEVEMENT_1_16 |
| 45 |
|
1.60%
|
In The Ghetto!: It’s the hard knock life! |
NEW_ACHIEVEMENT_1_14 |
| 46 |
|
1.60%
|
In The Not Too Distant Future: At least you still have all those red sweaters! |
NEW_ACHIEVEMENT_2_5 |
| 47 |
|
1.60%
|
Life is Meaningless: Die 10,000 times in Womb Room |
NEW_ACHIEVEMENT_2_14 |
Steam Stats v3
