| 1 |
|
9.90%
|
Got further than Don: Next stop, riches! |
006 |
| 2 |
|
8.10%
|
Student loan unlocked!: What would self-betterment be without a little hurdle? |
001 |
| 3 |
|
4.40%
|
Master of student loans: Not one, but two for the price of two! |
002 |
| 4 |
|
2.60%
|
Dr. Loans DSD.: Doctorate prestige will vary. |
003 |
| 5 |
|
1.90%
|
10-4 Good Buddy: You've trucked all there is to truck. |
012 |
| 6 |
|
1.70%
|
Trail Blazer: Who put these cones here? |
004 |
| 7 |
|
1.70%
|
Shiny!: All that glitters is not Au. |
007 |
| 8 |
|
1.50%
|
Pizza Perfect: The pizza is safe… for now. |
011 |
| 9 |
|
1.40%
|
Call the gecko-caveman-money-sandwich thing: We make mascots and dabble in insurance. |
005 |
| 10 |
|
1.40%
|
Master of the normal: Aint nobody done normals like me. |
041 |
| 11 |
|
1.40%
|
You're a hero!: Defender of the masses. Or at least people who won't leave without their pizza. |
032 |
| 12 |
|
1.40%
|
There can only be one: Spacelander. Coming to theaters near you. |
033 |
| 13 |
|
1.40%
|
Oh no!: If a planet is destroyed a galaxy over, and nobody is around to hear it, does it make a sound? |
034 |
| 14 |
|
1.30%
|
Hey! I'm napping here!: Let sleeping truckers lie. |
038 |
| 15 |
|
1.30%
|
ONE HUNDRED PERCENT: This is the maximum percent for any game that cares about math. Thanks for playing! |
031 |
| 16 |
|
1.30%
|
I AM ASTRONAUT: Stared into the void. Laughed. |
026 |
| 17 |
|
1.30%
|
These things happen: Somebody should really clean that graffiti up. |
037 |
| 18 |
|
1.30%
|
Studious: Paid your student loans down $2000. Because you're awesome. |
009 |
| 19 |
|
1.30%
|
One year in: It's been a blast... or two. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. |
040 |
| 20 |
|
1.30%
|
Thanks for playing!: ...and thanks for checking out the credits! |
036 |
| 21 |
|
1.20%
|
Asteroid defense could use more funding: It's a big sky and there is a surprising amount in it. |
035 |
| 22 |
|
1.20%
|
Keep it topped off: You're so green, you could be any alien from an old sci-fi film. |
027 |
| 23 |
|
1.20%
|
Buy more sticky notes: A fantastic use of the last sticky note. That's just good planning. |
039 |
| 24 |
|
1.20%
|
<Insert kitty poster>: Hang in there. |
030 |
| 25 |
|
1.20%
|
Living on a prayer: WooooooOOOOh we're half way there. |
029 |
| 26 |
|
1.20%
|
Master of time: Time is relatively precious. |
028 |
| 27 |
|
1.20%
|
Done did everything: You even did that one thing? Such dedication! |
000 |
| 28 |
|
1.20%
|
Semi… expensive: Get it? One of my favorite puns so far. |
021 |
| 29 |
|
1.20%
|
Sleep is overrated: Payed for three day shipping. Got it in two. #winning |
024 |
| 30 |
|
1.20%
|
No money back: Pizza on time. Every. Time. |
023 |
| 31 |
|
1.20%
|
Kid genius: Finished school in under 10 minutes! |
022 |
| 32 |
|
1.20%
|
Get it there cheap: Get it? One of my favorite puns so far. |
020 |
| 33 |
|
1.20%
|
Keep those expenses low: Some things you can't learn in school. Although fuel conservation appears to not be one of those things. |
019 |
| 34 |
|
1.20%
|
The way of the space road: Clearly truckin' runs at the core of you. |
018 |
| 35 |
|
1.20%
|
Pizza without fail: No challenge is too great when it comes to getting great pizza to the masses. |
017 |
| 36 |
|
1.20%
|
With honors: The classiest of the top of the class. |
016 |
| 37 |
|
1.20%
|
Outta my grill: Took the worst the universe could throw at you. |
015 |
| 38 |
|
1.20%
|
Pizza robot got nothin' on me: In the distant future, pizza delivery is a matter of life and death... and pizza. |
014 |
| 39 |
|
1.20%
|
I pity the schoo!: Teacher's pet. |
013 |
| 40 |
|
1.20%
|
Loan down!: The future is bright…er! |
010 |
| 41 |
|
1.20%
|
Payin' down the plastic: Look at you. So responsible. |
008 |
| 42 |
|
1.20%
|
Not a scratch!: The resale value has held up amazingly! |
025 |
| 43 |
|
1.20%
|
Thy core is of a hard persuasion: The hardcore do understand. |
042 |