1 |
|
10.90%
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Win a Round: Stay a while and listen. |
winARound |
2 |
|
8.60%
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Get 10 Gems: Just great! I've traded the dark and musky interior of a treasure chest for the even darker and muskier interior of your pocket! |
10gems |
3 |
|
8.00%
|
Play Ten Rounds: Big money, big prizes, I love it! |
playTenRounds |
4 |
|
7.90%
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Break 250 Blocks: The kid just rages for a while. |
break500 |
5 |
|
7.70%
|
Win Three Rounds in a Row: Toasty! |
winThreeRounds |
6 |
|
7.10%
|
Get 50 Gems: Please insert Disk 2. |
50gems |
7 |
|
7.10%
|
Buy Something in the Boutique: What're you buyin'? |
boutique |
8 |
|
7.00%
|
Play the Tutorial: If these ruins frighten you, take comfort from the knowledge that I am here. |
tutorialAchieve |
9 |
|
6.60%
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Win Five Rounds in a Row: M-M-M-MONSTER KILL! |
winFiveRounds |
10 |
|
6.50%
|
Get 100 Gems: Booker! Catch! |
100gems |
11 |
|
6.50%
|
Win 2 Rounds in a Row in Gem Hunt Mode: Dirt is gold- just part of the earth. |
gemHunt2 |
12 |
|
6.40%
|
Win a Round with the Scoop Paddle: It's a lot like soccer, but more like basketball, and nothing like soccer. |
scoopWin |
13 |
|
6.30%
|
Break 1000 Blocks: This is my rifle. There are many like it... but I call it "Cuddles." |
break2000 |
14 |
|
6.30%
|
Win 3 Rounds in a Row in Gem Hunt Mode: A spy without a gadget is like a shopping cart without a broken wheel. |
gemHunt3 |
15 |
|
6.20%
|
Play 50 Rounds: Show me your moves! |
playHundyRounds |
16 |
|
6.20%
|
Detonate 10 Bombs: A bomb has been planted at the base. |
detonate20 |
17 |
|
6.10%
|
Beat a Challenge Round in Gem Hunt Mode: Come here, you phlegm-carapaced, slime-faced, mucus-brained, furry legged abductor of luminously intelligent but pulchritudinous Earth women! |
gemHunt4 |
18 |
|
6.10%
|
Break the Sound Barrier with the Speedball: Everything ripped apart in a New York minute. |
soundBarrier |
19 |
|
6.10%
|
Win a Round with the Tripaddle: Had to be me. Someone else might have gotten it wrong. |
triWin |
20 |
|
6.00%
|
Win a Challenge Round: So, another brave apprentice! You'll never make it through these castle walls alive! Bahaha! |
challengeRound |
21 |
|
5.90%
|
Break 10 Blocks in a Row: FLÄSHYN |
break10InARow |
22 |
|
5.90%
|
Lock the Wall 20 Times: Nothing is true. Everything is permitted. |
lock40 |
23 |
|
5.80%
|
Activate 30 Wildcards: How 'bout a little Magitek mayhem? |
wild60 |
24 |
|
5.80%
|
Break 2500 Blocks: As the moon burned bright above, I strode valiantly toward my destiny, and vowed to return victorious. |
break5000 |
25 |
|
5.70%
|
Beat a Challenge in Arcade Mode: You're about to take the first step on the longest journey of your life. |
arcade1 |
26 |
|
5.70%
|
Win 3 Challenge Rounds: My armored carrier is more than a match for his ancient weapons! |
3challengeRounds |
27 |
|
5.70%
|
Win 5 Challenge Rounds: 0451 |
5challengeRounds |
28 |
|
5.60%
|
Minimize the Gem Paddle: You are a small, prowling mouse... and dumb like a mouse! |
gemPaddle2 |
29 |
|
5.60%
|
Play 150 Rounds: Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow? |
playThreeHundyRounds |
30 |
|
5.50%
|
Erase All Progress: It's dangerous to go alone. Take this. |
erase |
31 |
|
5.50%
|
Go the Full 20 Rounds in Arcade Mode: You're Winner! |
arcade2 |
32 |
|
5.50%
|
Get the Breakerball to Low Health without Dying: When I'm on the road, I'm indestructible. No one can stop me... but they try. |
lowBreakerballHealth |
33 |
|
5.50%
|
Maximize the Gem Paddle: Size doesn't matter. Except when it does. Which is always. |
gemPaddle1 |
34 |
|
5.50%
|
Bounce 30 Different Gems with Gem Shields: I've always equated feelings with getting caught; they both get in the way of my money. |
gemShield |
35 |
|
5.40%
|
Unlock all Bronze Achievements: The position of the artist is humble. He is essentially a channel. |
allBronze |
36 |
|
5.30%
|
Unlock all Silver Achievements: The surface of things gives enjoyment. Their interiority gives life. |
allSilver |
37 |
|
5.30%
|
Win 100 Rounds with the Scoop and/or Tripaddle: WAAAHHHH!!! |
scoopAndTriVictories |
38 |
|
5.30%
|
Unlock all Gold Achievements: The truly modern artist is aware of abstraction in an emotion of beauty. |
allGold |
39 |
|
5.30%
|
Beat Arcade Mode Without Losing a Life: To defeat them is a must and bringing peace to the land is my duty! |
arcade3 |