| 1 |
|
43.80%
|
During The War...: Run over an opponent’s fallen body, adding insult to an already pretty painful injury. You monster. |
ACH_RUN_OVER |
| 2 |
|
29.10%
|
GrimAced: Win your first race, proving that old people everywhere actually can drive at a moderate pace. |
ACH_WIN_RACE |
| 3 |
|
26.70%
|
My Kart Is Augmented: Buy an upgrade. Good thing you old types like a bit of DIY, eh? |
ACH_UPGRADE_FIRST |
| 4 |
|
19.20%
|
Batteries not Included: Get taken out by a UFO laser, more than a close encounter. |
ACH_MISC_UFO |
| 5 |
|
15.90%
|
Gone In Many Seconds: Boost without hurtling far off course and crashing too horribly into the scenery 20 times. |
ACH_PICKUP_BOOST |
| 6 |
|
14.90%
|
We Can Rebuild Him: Fully upgrade a single kart aspect, putting the younger generation and their custom cars to shame with your far superior experience in craftsmanship. And less body kits. |
ACH_UPGRADE_FULL_SLOT |
| 7 |
|
14.80%
|
Feeling Lucky?: Hose 20 oldies with the Uzi. The world’s slowest police chase is going to star you, you criminal. |
ACH_PICKUP_UZI |
| 8 |
|
12.90%
|
Silver Surfer: Take your online points total past 10, proving that old people and the Internet isn’t a disaster waiting to happen. |
ACH_NET_WIN_TEN |
| 9 |
|
12.50%
|
Am I Missing An Eyebrow?: Expertly explode 20 pensioners with the use of a rocket, causing mass havoc and outcry from the Royal Aeronautical Society. |
ACH_PICKUP_ROCKET |
| 10 |
|
12.20%
|
Technophobic: Use an EMP 20 times successfully - who says old people can’t use technology? You do, apparently. |
ACH_PICKUP_EMP |
| 11 |
|
10.40%
|
Casting your net: Win a single network multiplayer race, your first step to world domination. |
ACH_NET_WIN_FIRST |
| 12 |
|
9.80%
|
Death Defier: Get gold in all races in the village, telling Grim he’s not having your soul tonight. |
ACH_GOLD_VILLAGE |
| 13 |
|
9.20%
|
Luckily My Shield Will Protect Me: Successfully use a shield to block 20 horrible whippersnapper’s attacks against your innocent old self. |
ACH_PICKUP_SHIELD |
| 14 |
|
8.20%
|
Slick Moves Like Jagger: Slip up 20 people’s Sunday drive with some oil, making you no better than the young’ins who litter, you hypocrite. |
ACH_PICKUP_OIL |
| 15 |
|
7.10%
|
Worldly Wise Whiz: Amass over 50 points online, it’s what Tim Berners-Lee would have wanted. |
ACH_NET_WIN_FIFTY |
| 16 |
|
6.60%
|
Death Derider: Get gold in all races in the town, insulting Grim’s efficiency by evading his grasp twice now. |
ACH_GOLD_TOWN |
| 17 |
|
6.00%
|
Death Decider: Get gold in all races in the showdown, winning your fate and telling Grim to stop harassing old people all over the world. |
ACH_GOLD_SHOWDOWN |
| 18 |
|
5.00%
|
Death Despiser: Get gold in all races in the farm, making Grim REALLY want your soul now. |
ACH_GOLD_FARM |
| 19 |
|
4.80%
|
Sweep: Get 1 Crazy Granddad item. You are cleaning up this town. Somebody has to. You’re just doing it really slowly. |
ACH_CRAZYGRANDDAD_FIVE |
| 20 |
|
4.40%
|
Million Dollar Granddad: Fully upgrade your kart, showing your grandkids the money they could have had if they were nicer. |
ACH_UPGRADE_FULL_ALL |
| 21 |
|
4.40%
|
Death Defiler: Get gold in all races in the graveyard, ruining Grim’s happy place. |
ACH_GOLD_GRAVE |
| 22 |
|
4.30%
|
Disco Driving: Catch that Saturday Night Fever by winning a network race on a Saturday. |
ACH_NET_WIN_SATURDAY |
| 23 |
|
4.30%
|
No rest for the wicked: Why rest when you could be earning achievements. Win a network race on a Sunday. |
ACH_NET_WIN_SUNDAY |
| 24 |
|
3.90%
|
A Manic Monday: Add to the mayhem by winning a network race on a Monday. |
ACH_NET_WIN_MONDAY |
| 25 |
|
3.90%
|
Jason goes to Sunny Pines: Win a network race on a Friday. Just avoid going down by the lake if you can. |
ACH_NET_WIN_FRIDAY |
| 26 |
|
3.80%
|
Tuesday’s child: Put your graceful driving to good use by winning a network race on a Tuesday. |
ACH_NET_WIN_TUESDAY |
| 27 |
|
3.70%
|
Over the hump: Win a network race on a Wednesday. Then celebrate by visiting the most duck filled pond you ever sat by. |
ACH_NET_WIN_WEDNESDAY |
| 28 |
|
3.70%
|
Thor's Day: Impress the mighty Thor with a network race victory on a Thursday. |
ACH_NET_WIN_THURSDAY |
| 29 |
|
3.60%
|
Double, double toil and trouble: Get a Snatch Item pair for double points and bragging rights down at the bingo club. |
ACH_SNATCH_DOUBLE |
| 30 |
|
3.60%
|
A Quiet Night In: Get the blow-up doll in the crazy Granddad game mode for an evening of pleasure with your very own plastic friend. |
ACH_CRAZYGRANDDAD_DOLL |
| 31 |
|
3.50%
|
Paperboy The Hard Way: Run over 5 bikers. We know that drivers hate them, but you’re in mobility scooters! That’s just nasty. |
ACH_WORLD_PAPER |
| 32 |
|
3.40%
|
Snatch me if you can: Snatch an item off an opponent in Snatch game mode. What has society come to! |
ACH_SNATCH_SNATCH |
| 33 |
|
2.80%
|
He Was A Skater Boy: Keyword being was. Knock 5 skaters off the road. |
ACH_WORLD_SKATER |
| 34 |
|
2.50%
|
Week Minded: You're an all rounder. Win a network race on each day of the week.. |
ACH_NET_WIN_WEEK |
| 35 |
|
2.50%
|
Trick or Treat: Add insult to injury by winning a network race on Halloween, Grim’s favourite day of the year. |
ACH_NET_WIN_HALLOWEEN |
| 36 |
|
2.50%
|
You Old Romantic: Win a network race on Valentine’s Day and dedicate this achievement to that special someone. |
ACH_NET_WIN_VALENTINE |
| 37 |
|
2.50%
|
Christmas Truce?: Not a chance, take out your opponents and win a network race on Christmas day. |
ACH_NET_WIN_CHRISTMAS |
Steam Stats v3
