1 |
|
82.90%
|
A Royal Minx: If you want a queen... fuck her. |
A Royal Minx |
2 |
|
82.10%
|
Love Comes First: You cannot be mad at someone this hot. |
Love Comes First |
3 |
|
76.20%
|
The B-Word: Cause bitches like to be called beautiful. |
The B-Word |
4 |
|
71.50%
|
Veni, Vidi, Vici: Fighting or fucking usually involves being naked. |
Veni, Vidi, Vici |
5 |
|
67.70%
|
Aggressive Feelings: Good. Very good... |
Aggressive Feelings |
6 |
|
67.30%
|
She's Still The Boss: It's not Mommy Issues if you can't find a downside. |
She's Still The Boss |
7 |
|
67.20%
|
Finger-Lickin' Good: No, seriously, why would you have an open plan bedroom...?! |
Finger-Lickin' Good |
8 |
|
63.30%
|
Freaky Forest: Luckily, bottled baby oil doesn't exist in nature. |
Freaky Forest |
9 |
|
62.20%
|
Blind Love: It's not cheating if he's dead, right...? |
Blind Love |
10 |
|
61.30%
|
All Hands On Dick: Free is always a fair price. |
All Hands On Deck |
11 |
|
54.80%
|
Good Looks Suit You: Sometimes, you have to dress to impress. |
Good Looks Suit You |
12 |
|
53.70%
|
Business Is Business: As long as the shareholders are happy. |
Business Is Business |
13 |
|
52.10%
|
Morale Booster: Can I offer you some false hope in those trying times? |
Morale Booster |
14 |
|
51.10%
|
Baby's First Hit: ... You guys accept debit, right? |
Baby's First Hit |
15 |
|
50.90%
|
Front Office Backdoor: She's busy now. Please cum back later. |
Front Office Backdoor |
16 |
|
50.80%
|
Love Is Dark: Why are all the bad demon dreams in complete darkness...? |
Love Is Dark |
17 |
|
50.40%
|
Keeping The Company: Let's exchange body heat…for science! |
Keeping The Company |
18 |
|
49.20%
|
Senior Mediator: She's the true boss of this place. |
Senior Mediator |
19 |
|
47.10%
|
Merciful God: Investments make for a passive income. Hopefully... |
Merciful God |
20 |
|
46.20%
|
Too Ugly To Beat Up: Simps are multiplying, be careful out there. |
Too Ugly To Beat Up |
21 |
|
45.90%
|
Foe Vs. Hoe: Intelligence wanted to catch you, but you were always too fast. |
Foe Vs. Hoe |
22 |
|
45.80%
|
Three's A Crowd: Now you can disappoint more than one woman at the same time. |
Three's A Crowd |
23 |
|
44.90%
|
Reverse Vibe Check: To be fair, you're the most vulnerable in bed. |
Reverse Vibe Check |
24 |
|
41.70%
|
Say Ahh!: Did you know that vocal cords can be as long as sixteen millimeters? |
Say Ahh! |
25 |
|
41.50%
|
I'm Not A Morning Person: ... Butt I can make exceptions. |
I'm Not A Morning Person |
26 |
|
39.50%
|
Merciless God: It's not a murder if it's imaginary. |
Merciless God |
27 |
|
38.80%
|
Expert Mediator: Ground rules apply to everyone, regardless of age. |
Expert Mediator |
28 |
|
37.80%
|
No Mercy On The Menu: Two can monologue in the car, Chloe! |
No Mercy On The Menu |
29 |
|
37.70%
|
The War Room: Don't be a dick and discuss it like a man. |
The War Room |
30 |
|
35.70%
|
I Should've Brought Popcorn: ... And a pool full of jello. |
I Should've Brought Popcorn |
31 |
|
35.70%
|
Man Of Action: Performing an exorcism with your dick takes balls. |
Man Of Action |
32 |
|
35.20%
|
Pre-emptive Love Strike: Nice words cost you nothing. |
Pre-emptive Love Strike |
33 |
|
35.00%
|
The Voice Of Reason: Maintaining a balance is a balancing act. |
The Voice Of Reason |
34 |
|
33.80%
|
Keep Your Lovers Close: Being a good boy has its perks. |
Keep Your Lovers Close |
35 |
|
31.80%
|
The Unwanted Protector: Fighting god-like demons is more fun anyway. |
The Unwanted Protector |
36 |
|
31.70%
|
Incoming!: DHT, a testosterone metabolite, is responsible for voice changes during puberty. |
Incoming! |
37 |
|
31.30%
|
'Ight I'm Out: Some battles simply aren't worth your time. |
'Ight I'm Out |
38 |
|
29.70%
|
Diplomacy Was Never An Option: The game was rigged from the start... or something. |
Diplomacy Was Never An Option |
39 |
|
25.40%
|
Lessons In Growing Up: Chloe needs to learn the dangers of the modeling world. |
Lessons In Growing Up |
40 |
|
24.80%
|
You Got It Wrong. I Am The Danger...: No sugar, please. |
You Got It Wrong. I Am The Danger... |
41 |
|
23.20%
|
Tough Love: Understanding is a choice. It's a shame to have none. |
Tough Love |
42 |
|
20.90%
|
To Remember A Girl's Birthday...: ... You only need to forget it once. |
To Remember A Girl's Birthday... |
43 |
|
20.70%
|
Love Is…: Bruh. |
Love Is… |
44 |
|
20.70%
|
It's Dangerous Out There: It's not you, it's my ancient pet demon, honey. |
It's Dangerous Out There |
45 |
|
20.50%
|
Murder Mittens: The curtain's falling in slow motion... |
Murder Mittens |
46 |
|
20.30%
|
Friends And Foes: She's too hot to be mad at, dude. |
Friends And Foes |
47 |
|
19.90%
|
Protect And Swear: We're a team, after all. |
Protect And Swear |
48 |
|
19.70%
|
Poppin' Bottles: Can demons get drunk? Asking for a foe. |
Poppin' Bottles |
49 |
|
19.00%
|
Ask And Ye Shall Receive: I Bless Thee With The Mini Me. |
Ask And Ye Shall Receive |
50 |
|
18.80%
|
Loving Touch: Unite with Emily like you should've done ages ago. |
Loving Touch |
51 |
|
18.70%
|
Nature's Frosting: Is that why you call your loved one a cupcake? |
Nature's Frosting |
52 |
|
18.20%
|
Love Is Honesty: We're not a murderer, after all. |
Love Is Honesty |
53 |
|
18.20%
|
Patience Is A Virtue: ... Shame it won't pay the bills. |
Patience Is A Virtue |
54 |
|
18.00%
|
Consulting the Elders: Information is the key to everything in life. |
Consulting the Elders |
55 |
|
17.80%
|
To Listen Is To Care: Too bad I don't really care. |
To Listen Is To Care |
56 |
|
17.10%
|
What's The Plan?: I'll take any ideas – good or worse. |
What's The Plan? |
57 |
|
16.80%
|
Love Always Comes: Butts are heart-shaped for a reason. |
Love Always Comes |
58 |
|
15.70%
|
Love Is Bright: It ain't much, but it's honest love. |
Love Is Bright |
59 |
|
15.40%
|
Step Aside, Please: You and your time will come. |
Step Aside, Please |
60 |
|
12.90%
|
Lessons In Tough Love: Just how persuasive your force can be... |
Lessons In Tough Love |
61 |
|
12.60%
|
Mutual Exchange: Bodily fluids are surprisingly easy to cum by. |
Mutual Exchange |
62 |
|
11.60%
|
It's Okay, I Guess: Have you seen the other girls? Yeah, exactly. |
It's Okay, I Guess |
63 |
|
10.20%
|
The Lion, The Witch: And the audacity of this bitch. |
The Lion, The Witch |
64 |
|
10.00%
|
Excuse Me?: I beg of you, grow up. |
Excuse Me? |
65 |
|
9.80%
|
Matriarchal Court: You can't be judged when you're the executioner. |
Matriarchal Court |
66 |
|
9.60%
|
Get To The Point: No, I do not need extended mortality on my demon, thank you. |
Get To The Point |
67 |
|
9.50%
|
Did I stutter?: Negotiations usually require two approvals. Usually... |
Did I stutter? |
68 |
|
8.80%
|
Do As I Say, Not As I Do: I need it yesterday, honey. |
Do As I Say, Not As I Do |
69 |
|
8.10%
|
Protect And Swerve: Some taboo topics shall remain taboo. |
Protect And Swerve |
70 |
|
6.20%
|
Thicker Than A Bowl Of Oatmeal: Stooping low blows. |
Thicker Than A Bowl Of Oatmeal |