1 |
|
26.30%
|
The Inspectinator: You inspected all of the things... in Beardsley's Office. |
inspectinator |
2 |
|
15.00%
|
Sneaky Bastard: You found the secret entrance to the Safe House. |
sneakybastard |
3 |
|
15.00%
|
Low Blow: You hit Chuck where it counts. |
lowblow |
4 |
|
12.80%
|
Basement Dweller Extermination: You 'cleaned' all the Suits in the Basement. |
basementmurder |
5 |
|
11.20%
|
Push It To The Limit... LIMIT!: You won at Majestic Night-ing. |
pushlimit |
6 |
|
10.50%
|
Cinephile: You looked at the posters. We love you. |
cinephile |
7 |
|
8.90%
|
"Put some goddamn clothes on!": You killed the Underpants Warrior |
underpantwarrior |
8 |
|
7.90%
|
The Wrong Goddamn Rec Room: You shouldn't have disturbed the lecturer - he really hates it. |
wrongrecroom |
9 |
|
7.70%
|
Cardholder's Past Achievements: 2: You heard some more about Cardholder's exploits. |
cardholdercheevo2 |
10 |
|
7.00%
|
Blasphemy!: How could you not be a fan of Shatner? For shame. |
blasphemy |
11 |
|
6.90%
|
Nancy Would Be Disappointed: You bought some drugs. Mrs Reagan would not approve. |
drugsrbad |
12 |
|
6.90%
|
Don't spend it all in one place: You got the nickles from the cigarette machine, you tightass. |
flopnickles |
13 |
|
6.60%
|
These belong in a museum!: You found the room with Cardholder and a strange artefact. |
belongmuseum |
14 |
|
6.50%
|
Passed it to the left hand side: Spoke to the Cowboy |
lefthandside |
15 |
|
6.00%
|
"We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you?": Use the radio to divert attention of guards. |
radiodivert |
16 |
|
5.80%
|
It's Not Paranoia...: You called your own office three times, you weirdo. Someone picked up. |
callownoffice |
17 |
|
5.40%
|
Callie's got a gun: You 'bought' a pistol in the bathroom. |
calliesgotgun |
18 |
|
5.30%
|
Elevator Action: You took the elevator to the basement |
elevatoraction |
19 |
|
5.10%
|
Media Unrelations: Way to piss off the informant, hero. |
mediabad |
20 |
|
5.00%
|
You spent it all in one place: You gave the nickles to the bum. |
spentnickles |
21 |
|
4.10%
|
Cardholder's Wall of Crazy: You saw Cardholder's own Wall of Crazy. Yours is better. |
cardholdercardwall |
22 |
|
4.10%
|
Rear Window: You saw the Suit leaving Piscine's |
rearwindow |
23 |
|
4.10%
|
Air America: The CIA sold and exported drugs. It's pretty well known by now. |
airamerica |
24 |
|
3.90%
|
Media Relations: You smoothtalked your way into owning a crappy old notebook. Congrats? |
mediagood |
25 |
|
3.80%
|
Rutabaga/Arugula: You messed with poor old Lloyd. Are you proud of yourself? |
rutabaga |
26 |
|
3.80%
|
Cardholder's Past Achievements: 1: You heard about Cardholder's exploits. |
cardholdercheevo1 |
27 |
|
3.80%
|
Poor ol' Jerry: You learned about Jerry's miserable life. |
poorjerry |
28 |
|
3.60%
|
Find Your Centre: You stood in the middle of your Zen Garden, because Zen. |
icecreamkoan |
29 |
|
3.60%
|
Where you're going, you don't need... Your things: You left your office without getting your stuff. |
dontneedthings |
30 |
|
3.40%
|
Jukebox Odd Docs: You played the weird soundbyte on the Jukebox |
jukeboxsound |
31 |
|
3.30%
|
The Truth Is In Here: You found the 3 'Biggest' pieces of Truth. |
truthinhere |
32 |
|
3.30%
|
I Have No Recollection Of That: Inspect the DC9 |
norecollection |
33 |
|
3.30%
|
Re-cheevo: You stood in the centre of the Zen Garden. Again. Why!? |
recheevo |
34 |
|
3.20%
|
But That Trick Never works!: Tried the 'Presto' magic trick. |
tentpresto |
35 |
|
3.20%
|
Eavedrop II: Overhear the briefing in J.P. Morgan Offices |
ch2eavesdrop2 |
36 |
|
3.10%
|
...But it was all a dream!: Made it through mystical tent. |
madeitthroughtent |
37 |
|
3.10%
|
Urinal World of Hurt: Survive the bathroom encounter |
bathroomencounter |
38 |
|
3.10%
|
Dead end. Get it?: Get squished in the dead end in the Waterhole |
deadendsquished |
39 |
|
3.00%
|
See ya Later...: Get eaten by Alligators in the Waterhole |
seeyalateralligator |
40 |
|
3.00%
|
Collateral Damage: Slaugher all the Villagers in the Ambush |
collateraldamage |
41 |
|
3.00%
|
Musical appreciation: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) |
iblesstherains |
42 |
|
3.00%
|
Frisky Business: Acquire gun from the 'amorous' couple |
friskybusiness |
43 |
|
3.00%
|
When you gotta go...: Entered the outhouse. Haha... Poop joke. |
whenyougottago |
44 |
|
2.90%
|
Eavesdrop I: Listen to tourist conversation in bookseller |
ch2eavesdrop1 |
45 |
|
2.90%
|
Insert 'lion' pun here: Get eaten by Lions in the Waterhole |
eatenbylion |
46 |
|
2.90%
|
Evil not-so-dead: Attempted the 'Klaatu Barada Nikto' spell. |
klaatubaradanikto |
47 |
|
2.80%
|
Global Thermonuclear War: Try to play games on the computer |
nuclearwar |
48 |
|
2.80%
|
Art Appreciation class: Walk around the artwork in hotel lobby. |
artappreciate |
49 |
|
2.80%
|
Sharing Is Caring: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) |
sharingiscaring |
50 |
|
2.70%
|
Tactical Withdrawal: Kill no villagers in the Ambush |
peacemaker |
51 |
|
2.70%
|
Best. Coverstory. EVER.: Pretend to be 'mister luigi' after also pretending to be there to fix the vending machine. |
bestcoverever |
52 |
|
2.60%
|
Cruisin' Together: Take 4 laps of the block in the taxi |
cruisintogether |
53 |
|
2.60%
|
DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY!: Use Zander's business card to fool J.P. Morgan security |
diplomaticimmunity |