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Achievements completed: 23 (25.84%)

Achievements: (23 / 89):
# Global Completion % Description API Name
1 33.70% It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog: Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head. HeadFetch
2 32.10% Finkle IS Einhorn!: Gave a kickoff to a severed head. KickSeveredHead
3 30.90% It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway: Killed someone who refused to sign your petition. PetitionKill
4 30.80% Fur Sure!: Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them. RWSStaffKills
5 27.70% Do you even Enzyte, bro?: Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it. IveSeenBiggerAchievement
6 20.00% OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale: Roasted 30 people with fire. FireKillsAchievement
7 19.50% Where's Mr. McGibblets?: Gave Krotchy the bad touch. KilledKrotchy
8 19.30% I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace: Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit. BystandersKilledWhileGimpedAchievement
9 17.40% Gotta pay the Troll Toll: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) TrollToll
10 17.30% Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!: Killed over 1,000 people. PeopleKilledAchievement
11 14.90% FAB-U-LOUS!: Wore all three outfits. Fabulous
12 14.80% Door Mat: Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them. Stumped
13 14.10% Darth Maul'd!: Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe. PeopleScythedAchievement
14 13.00% I'm not even supposed to be here today!: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) June2016Mall
15 12.20% A-Rod Who?: Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel. ArodWho
16 11.40% Chuck Norris'd!: Killed someone with a flying jump kick. BootToTheHead
17 10.40% I swear, I thought it was a home fill: Exploded a nuclear bomb. SundayComplete
18 10.10% There's always money in the banana stand: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) SecretBankExit
19 10.10% I Am Legend: Committed suicide... the Taliban way. SuicideBomber
20 10.00% Shiva Blast: "Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow. BovineProstateInspector
21 9.80% RAFIBOMB!!!: Kicked 10 people in the balls. PLNutshotAchievement
22 9.70% Rebecca Black's Nightmare: Totaled 30 cars. CarsDestroyedAchievement
23 9.70% Anger Management With Roger Clemens: Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer. AngerManagement
24 9.20% Thanks for the money!: Finished all seven days. GameComplete
25 9.10% Rick Grimes 4 Life: Made 30 zombies lose their heads. ZombiesBeheadedAchievement
26 8.90% I should buy a boat: Read the newspaper every day. Newspaper
27 8.70% Chapelle's Show: Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut. HerePiggyPiggy
28 8.60% Running With Scissors: Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors. RunningWithScissorsAchievement
29 8.50% Found 'em faster than GWB: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) ToraBora
30 8.30% Señor Cornballer: Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform. DonutsEatenAchievement
31 8.20% GABAGOOOOOL!: Reunited with an old friend. PLMondayComplete
32 8.10% John Rambo'd!: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) MonsterKill
33 6.80% One time, at band camp...: Saved the marching band from explody death. BandCamp
34 6.80% Holocaust: Part Deux: Reunited with an old enemy. PLTuesdayComplete
35 6.40% Cesar Millan is Very Happy: Mauled 30 people with your dog. DogKillsAchievement
36 6.30% I don't need virgins for this: Suicide-bombed a Taliban member. ReversePsychology
37 6.10% Rain on your Wedding Day: Reunited with an old flame. PLWednesdayComplete
38 6.10% Ginger Mint: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) PLKillZack
39 5.60% Don't taze me, bro!: Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform. DontTazeMeAchievement
40 5.60% Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad: Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader. PLThursdayComplete
41 5.50% Uncle T-Bag: Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell. Jailbird
42 5.40% Pussy on a Pedestal: Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun. DogsKilledWithCatgunAchievement
43 5.00% Hello, Newman: Kicked 30 dogs. DogsKickedAchievement
44 4.80% Fear and Loathing: Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session. FearAndLoathing
45 4.80% Gettin DP'd: Made 30 kills while dual-wielding. PLDualWieldAchievement
46 4.70% Ape Gape: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) PLMonkeysSurvived
47 4.60% Better than POSTAL III: Rescued your loyal companion. PLFridayComplete
48 4.60% BioShocked: Spent $2000 on vending machines. PLVendingMachines
49 4.60% Dick Message: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) PLKrotchySkip
50 4.60% SCREW that game!: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) RussianPostal
51 4.50% Michonne ain't got nothin' on me: Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes. Resurrection
52 4.20% Planet of the Apes: The Musical: Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty. HestonworldEnding
53 4.10% Anustart!: Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills. JesusEnding
54 4.10% Gary vs. The K. Man: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) GaryVsKrotchy
55 3.90% Ladies Love Cake: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) PLBitchCake
56 3.80% 40 Year Old Virgin: Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.) SpeedrunEnding
57 3.80% Hobo Sexual: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) PLCollectMoney
58 3.70% PooMasher: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) PLBuyTP
59 3.70% Rich on Reddit: Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors. PLCash4Cats
60 3.60% CAN YOU DIG IT?!: Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.) ShovelEnding
61 3.50% You Snow Nothing John Blow: Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone. PLSnowmanAchievement
62 3.40% Ode to Eddings: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) PLPisstraps
63 3.40% Scientology Level: OT VIII: Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty. NightmareEnding
64 3.10% My Name is Jesus: Completed Paradise Lost with no kills. PLJesusRun
65 3.10% Harder than r/gonewild: Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty. PLPOSTALRun
66 3.10% Adderall4All: Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.) PLSpeedRun