1 |
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45.60%
|
Officer McLovin': Asked a police officer to sign your petition. |
NoWayPinko |
2 |
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30.80%
|
It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway: Killed someone who refused to sign your petition. |
PetitionKill |
3 |
|
14.80%
|
FAB-U-LOUS!: Wore all three outfits. |
Fabulous |
4 |
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13.50%
|
You are not alone: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) |
NPCsGoPostal |
5 |
|
12.90%
|
I'm not even supposed to be here today!: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) |
June2016Mall |
6 |
|
12.70%
|
Paid the Piper: Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest. |
CopBribery |
7 |
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12.00%
|
A-Rod Who?: Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel. |
ArodWho |
8 |
|
10.10%
|
I Am Legend: Committed suicide... the Taliban way. |
SuicideBomber |
9 |
|
10.00%
|
There's always money in the banana stand: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) |
SecretBankExit |
10 |
|
9.70%
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RAFIBOMB!!!: Kicked 10 people in the balls. |
PLNutshotAchievement |
11 |
|
8.90%
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I should buy a boat: Read the newspaper every day. |
Newspaper |
12 |
|
8.20%
|
Señor Cornballer: Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform. |
DonutsEatenAchievement |
13 |
|
8.20%
|
GABAGOOOOOL!: Reunited with an old friend. |
PLMondayComplete |
14 |
|
8.10%
|
John Rambo'd!: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) |
MonsterKill |
15 |
|
6.80%
|
Holocaust: Part Deux: Reunited with an old enemy. |
PLTuesdayComplete |
16 |
|
6.70%
|
One time, at band camp...: Saved the marching band from explody death. |
BandCamp |
17 |
|
6.40%
|
Cesar Millan is Very Happy: Mauled 30 people with your dog. |
DogKillsAchievement |
18 |
|
6.30%
|
I don't need virgins for this: Suicide-bombed a Taliban member. |
ReversePsychology |
19 |
|
6.10%
|
Rain on your Wedding Day: Reunited with an old flame. |
PLWednesdayComplete |
20 |
|
6.10%
|
Ginger Mint: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) |
PLKillZack |
21 |
|
5.60%
|
Don't taze me, bro!: Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform. |
DontTazeMeAchievement |
22 |
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5.60%
|
Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad: Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader. |
PLThursdayComplete |
23 |
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5.50%
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Uncle T-Bag: Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell. |
Jailbird |
24 |
|
4.80%
|
Fear and Loathing: Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session. |
FearAndLoathing |
25 |
|
4.80%
|
Gettin DP'd: Made 30 kills while dual-wielding. |
PLDualWieldAchievement |
26 |
|
4.70%
|
Ape Gape: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) |
PLMonkeysSurvived |
27 |
|
4.60%
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Better than POSTAL III: Rescued your loyal companion. |
PLFridayComplete |
28 |
|
4.60%
|
BioShocked: Spent $2000 on vending machines. |
PLVendingMachines |
29 |
|
4.60%
|
Dick Message: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) |
PLKrotchySkip |
30 |
|
4.60%
|
SCREW that game!: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) |
RussianPostal |
31 |
|
4.40%
|
Michonne ain't got nothin' on me: Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes. |
Resurrection |
32 |
|
4.20%
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Planet of the Apes: The Musical: Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty. |
HestonworldEnding |
33 |
|
4.10%
|
Anustart!: Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills. |
JesusEnding |
34 |
|
4.10%
|
Gary vs. The K. Man: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) |
GaryVsKrotchy |
35 |
|
3.90%
|
Ladies Love Cake: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) |
PLBitchCake |
36 |
|
3.80%
|
40 Year Old Virgin: Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.) |
SpeedrunEnding |
37 |
|
3.80%
|
Hobo Sexual: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) |
PLCollectMoney |
38 |
|
3.70%
|
PooMasher: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) |
PLBuyTP |
39 |
|
3.70%
|
Rich on Reddit: Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors. |
PLCash4Cats |
40 |
|
3.60%
|
CAN YOU DIG IT?!: Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.) |
ShovelEnding |
41 |
|
3.40%
|
Ode to Eddings: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) |
PLPisstraps |
42 |
|
3.40%
|
Scientology Level: OT VIII: Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty. |
NightmareEnding |
43 |
|
3.40%
|
You Snow Nothing John Blow: Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone. |
PLSnowmanAchievement |
44 |
|
3.10%
|
My Name is Jesus: Completed Paradise Lost with no kills. |
PLJesusRun |
45 |
|
3.10%
|
Harder than r/gonewild: Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty. |
PLPOSTALRun |
46 |
|
3.10%
|
Adderall4All: Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.) |
PLSpeedRun |