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Achievements completed: 25 (28.09%)

Achievements: (25 / 89):
# Global Completion % Description API Name
1 31.20% Lieberman is our Leader!: Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office. KilledRWSProtestors
2 30.70% It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway: Killed someone who refused to sign your petition. PetitionKill
3 21.20% It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays: Survived Thursday. ThursdayComplete
4 21.20% And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree: Killed all of the book protestors in the library. KilledBookBurners
5 19.30% Where's Mr. McGibblets?: Gave Krotchy the bad touch. KilledKrotchy
6 18.80% GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!: Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm. GoodMorningVietnam
7 18.10% Workin' for the Weekend: Survived Friday. FridayComplete
8 17.20% Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!: Killed over 1,000 people. PeopleKilledAchievement
9 16.20% Can't Touch This: Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face. SledgeFaceshotsAchievement
10 14.90% Door Mat: Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them. Stumped
11 14.80% FAB-U-LOUS!: Wore all three outfits. Fabulous
12 14.10% Screw Bill Lumbergh!: Survived Saturday. SaturdayComplete
13 13.90% Darth Maul'd!: Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe. PeopleScythedAchievement
14 13.50% You are not alone: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) NPCsGoPostal
15 12.90% I'm not even supposed to be here today!: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) June2016Mall
16 12.80% Paid the Piper: Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest. CopBribery
17 11.80% A-Rod Who?: Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel. ArodWho
18 11.30% Chuck Norris'd!: Killed someone with a flying jump kick. BootToTheHead
19 10.40% I swear, I thought it was a home fill: Exploded a nuclear bomb. SundayComplete
20 10.00% There's always money in the banana stand: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) SecretBankExit
21 10.00% I Am Legend: Committed suicide... the Taliban way. SuicideBomber
22 9.90% Shiva Blast: "Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow. BovineProstateInspector
23 9.70% RAFIBOMB!!!: Kicked 10 people in the balls. PLNutshotAchievement
24 9.70% Rebecca Black's Nightmare: Totaled 30 cars. CarsDestroyedAchievement
25 9.20% Thanks for the money!: Finished all seven days. GameComplete
26 9.10% Reddit would be proud.: Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time. CatHoarder
27 9.10% Rick Grimes 4 Life: Made 30 zombies lose their heads. ZombiesBeheadedAchievement
28 8.90% I should buy a boat: Read the newspaper every day. Newspaper
29 8.60% Running With Scissors: Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors. RunningWithScissorsAchievement
30 8.20% Señor Cornballer: Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform. DonutsEatenAchievement
31 8.20% GABAGOOOOOL!: Reunited with an old friend. PLMondayComplete
32 6.80% Holocaust: Part Deux: Reunited with an old enemy. PLTuesdayComplete
33 6.40% Cesar Millan is Very Happy: Mauled 30 people with your dog. DogKillsAchievement
34 6.30% I don't need virgins for this: Suicide-bombed a Taliban member. ReversePsychology
35 6.10% Rain on your Wedding Day: Reunited with an old flame. PLWednesdayComplete
36 6.10% Ginger Mint: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) PLKillZack
37 5.60% Don't taze me, bro!: Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform. DontTazeMeAchievement
38 5.60% Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad: Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader. PLThursdayComplete
39 5.50% Uncle T-Bag: Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell. Jailbird
40 5.40% Pussy on a Pedestal: Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun. DogsKilledWithCatgunAchievement
41 5.00% Hello, Newman: Kicked 30 dogs. DogsKickedAchievement
42 4.80% Fear and Loathing: Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session. FearAndLoathing
43 4.80% Gettin DP'd: Made 30 kills while dual-wielding. PLDualWieldAchievement
44 4.70% Ape Gape: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) PLMonkeysSurvived
45 4.60% Better than POSTAL III: Rescued your loyal companion. PLFridayComplete
46 4.60% BioShocked: Spent $2000 on vending machines. PLVendingMachines
47 4.60% Dick Message: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) PLKrotchySkip
48 4.60% SCREW that game!: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) RussianPostal
49 4.50% Michonne ain't got nothin' on me: Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes. Resurrection
50 4.20% Planet of the Apes: The Musical: Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty. HestonworldEnding
51 4.10% Anustart!: Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills. JesusEnding
52 4.10% Gary vs. The K. Man: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) GaryVsKrotchy
53 3.90% Ladies Love Cake: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) PLBitchCake
54 3.80% 40 Year Old Virgin: Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.) SpeedrunEnding
55 3.80% Hobo Sexual: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) PLCollectMoney
56 3.70% PooMasher: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) PLBuyTP
57 3.70% Rich on Reddit: Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors. PLCash4Cats
58 3.60% CAN YOU DIG IT?!: Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.) ShovelEnding
59 3.40% Ode to Eddings: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) PLPisstraps
60 3.40% Scientology Level: OT VIII: Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty. NightmareEnding
61 3.40% You Snow Nothing John Blow: Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone. PLSnowmanAchievement
62 3.10% My Name is Jesus: Completed Paradise Lost with no kills. PLJesusRun
63 3.10% Harder than r/gonewild: Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty. PLPOSTALRun
64 3.10% Adderall4All: Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.) PLSpeedRun