Cephear's statistics for


Cephear's Game List  > 


Achievements completed: 14 (15.73%)

Achievements: (14 / 89):
# Global Completion % Description API Name
1 33.60% It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog: Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head. HeadFetch
2 32.00% Finkle IS Einhorn!: Gave a kickoff to a severed head. KickSeveredHead
3 31.20% Lieberman is our Leader!: Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office. KilledRWSProtestors
4 30.70% It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway: Killed someone who refused to sign your petition. PetitionKill
5 27.50% Do you even Enzyte, bro?: Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it. IveSeenBiggerAchievement
6 27.20% OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!: Survived Wednesday. WednesdayComplete
7 24.50% Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.: Killed 30 or more people of each skin color. EqualOpportunityKiller
8 21.20% It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays: Survived Thursday. ThursdayComplete
9 21.20% And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree: Killed all of the book protestors in the library. KilledBookBurners
10 19.90% OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale: Roasted 30 people with fire. FireKillsAchievement
11 19.30% Where's Mr. McGibblets?: Gave Krotchy the bad touch. KilledKrotchy
12 19.10% I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace: Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit. BystandersKilledWhileGimpedAchievement
13 18.70% GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!: Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm. GoodMorningVietnam
14 18.10% Workin' for the Weekend: Survived Friday. FridayComplete
15 17.30% Gotta pay the Troll Toll: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) TrollToll
16 17.20% Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!: Killed over 1,000 people. PeopleKilledAchievement
17 16.10% Can't Touch This: Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face. SledgeFaceshotsAchievement
18 14.80% FAB-U-LOUS!: Wore all three outfits. Fabulous
19 14.80% Door Mat: Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them. Stumped
20 14.00% Screw Bill Lumbergh!: Survived Saturday. SaturdayComplete
21 13.90% Darth Maul'd!: Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe. PeopleScythedAchievement
22 13.40% You are not alone: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) NPCsGoPostal
23 12.90% I'm not even supposed to be here today!: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) June2016Mall
24 12.70% Paid the Piper: Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest. CopBribery
25 11.90% A-Rod Who?: Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel. ArodWho
26 11.30% Chuck Norris'd!: Killed someone with a flying jump kick. BootToTheHead
27 10.40% I swear, I thought it was a home fill: Exploded a nuclear bomb. SundayComplete
28 10.00% There's always money in the banana stand: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) SecretBankExit
29 10.00% I Am Legend: Committed suicide... the Taliban way. SuicideBomber
30 9.90% Shiva Blast: "Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow. BovineProstateInspector
31 9.70% Rebecca Black's Nightmare: Totaled 30 cars. CarsDestroyedAchievement
32 9.60% RAFIBOMB!!!: Kicked 10 people in the balls. PLNutshotAchievement
33 9.60% Anger Management With Roger Clemens: Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer. AngerManagement
34 9.20% Thanks for the money!: Finished all seven days. GameComplete
35 9.10% Rick Grimes 4 Life: Made 30 zombies lose their heads. ZombiesBeheadedAchievement
36 9.10% Reddit would be proud.: Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time. CatHoarder
37 8.90% I should buy a boat: Read the newspaper every day. Newspaper
38 8.60% Running With Scissors: Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors. RunningWithScissorsAchievement
39 8.20% Señor Cornballer: Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform. DonutsEatenAchievement
40 8.20% GABAGOOOOOL!: Reunited with an old friend. PLMondayComplete
41 8.00% John Rambo'd!: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) MonsterKill
42 6.80% Holocaust: Part Deux: Reunited with an old enemy. PLTuesdayComplete
43 6.70% One time, at band camp...: Saved the marching band from explody death. BandCamp
44 6.40% Cesar Millan is Very Happy: Mauled 30 people with your dog. DogKillsAchievement
45 6.30% I don't need virgins for this: Suicide-bombed a Taliban member. ReversePsychology
46 6.10% Rain on your Wedding Day: Reunited with an old flame. PLWednesdayComplete
47 6.10% Ginger Mint: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) PLKillZack
48 5.60% Don't taze me, bro!: Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform. DontTazeMeAchievement
49 5.60% Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad: Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader. PLThursdayComplete
50 5.50% Uncle T-Bag: Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell. Jailbird
51 5.30% Pussy on a Pedestal: Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun. DogsKilledWithCatgunAchievement
52 5.00% Hello, Newman: Kicked 30 dogs. DogsKickedAchievement
53 4.80% Fear and Loathing: Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session. FearAndLoathing
54 4.80% Gettin DP'd: Made 30 kills while dual-wielding. PLDualWieldAchievement
55 4.70% Ape Gape: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) PLMonkeysSurvived
56 4.60% Better than POSTAL III: Rescued your loyal companion. PLFridayComplete
57 4.60% BioShocked: Spent $2000 on vending machines. PLVendingMachines
58 4.50% Dick Message: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) PLKrotchySkip
59 4.50% SCREW that game!: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) RussianPostal
60 4.40% Michonne ain't got nothin' on me: Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes. Resurrection
61 4.20% Planet of the Apes: The Musical: Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty. HestonworldEnding
62 4.10% Anustart!: Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills. JesusEnding
63 4.10% Gary vs. The K. Man: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) GaryVsKrotchy
64 3.90% Ladies Love Cake: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) PLBitchCake
65 3.80% 40 Year Old Virgin: Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.) SpeedrunEnding
66 3.80% Hobo Sexual: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) PLCollectMoney
67 3.70% PooMasher: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) PLBuyTP
68 3.70% Rich on Reddit: Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors. PLCash4Cats
69 3.60% CAN YOU DIG IT?!: Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.) ShovelEnding
70 3.40% Ode to Eddings: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) PLPisstraps
71 3.40% Scientology Level: OT VIII: Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty. NightmareEnding
72 3.40% You Snow Nothing John Blow: Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone. PLSnowmanAchievement
73 3.10% My Name is Jesus: Completed Paradise Lost with no kills. PLJesusRun
74 3.10% Harder than r/gonewild: Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty. PLPOSTALRun
75 3.10% Adderall4All: Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.) PLSpeedRun