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Achievements completed: 74 (11.62%)

Achievements: (74 / 637):
# Global Completion % Description API Name
1 74.40% Dude, sweet: Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps. 266
2 73.90% Uncanny clicker: Click really, really fast. 71
3 63.60% Sugar rush: Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps. 267
4 50.80% Antibatter: Have 1 antimatter condenser. 87
5 50.80% Engineer: Own 1,000 buildings. 83
6 50.80% Timeless bakery: Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension. 9
7 50.70% Let's never bake again: Bake 10 billion cookies per second. 25
8 49.60% Sugar sugar: Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump. 270
9 49.60% Galactic highway: Have 50 shipments. 53
10 49.50% Perfected agriculture: Have 150 farms. 115
11 49.40% Upgrader: Purchase 100 upgrades. 90
12 47.90% The Digital: Have 200 cursors. 38
13 47.40% Clicknarok: Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking. 146
14 47.40% Lone photon: Have 1 prism. 123
15 47.10% New-age cult: Have 100 temples. 178
16 46.40% Coming to town: Reach Santa's 7th form. 109
17 46.30% Cookie-dunker: Dunk the cookie. 76
18 46.20% Transmogrification: Have 50 alchemy labs. 56
19 46.10% Can you dig it: Have 150 mines. 117
20 45.90% Ruler of the ancients: Have 200 grandmas. 102
21 45.70% Tabloid addiction: Click on the news ticker 50 times. 243
22 45.50% Infinite bakery: Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension. 10
23 45.50% Oh deer: Pop 1 reindeer. 112
24 45.40% Nihilism: Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked. 86
25 44.70% Charms and enchantments: Have 100 wizard towers. 183
26 44.60% Lucked out: Have 1 chancemaker. 325
27 44.30% A world filled with cookies: Bake 1 trillion cookies per second. 231
28 44.00% Ultimate automation: Have 150 factories. 116
29 43.90% Now you're thinking: Have 50 portals. 59
30 43.70% Immortal bakery: Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension. 11
31 43.60% Clickastrophe: Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking. 244
32 43.10% Homegrown: Have 200 farms. 150
33 42.80% Self-contained: Have 1 fractal engine. 413
34 42.80% When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour: Bake 10 trillion cookies per second. 232
35 42.70% Far far away: Have 100 shipments. 54
36 42.30% Need for greed: Have 150 banks. 174
37 42.20% Alternate timeline: Have 50 time machines. 62
38 41.90% Hand-picked: Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe. 269
39 41.80% Fast and delicious: Bake 100 trillion cookies per second. 233
40 41.70% Itchscratcher: Burst 1 wrinkler. 105
41 41.70% Don't stop me now: Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension. 12
42 41.60% The center of the Earth: Have 200 mines. 152
43 41.60% Gold member: Have 100 alchemy labs. 57
44 41.40% Quirky quarks: Have 50 antimatter condensers. 88
45 41.30% Dematerialize: Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked. 161
46 41.20% Clickataclysm: Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking. 245
47 41.10% You can stop now: Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension. 13
48 41.10% Organized religion: Have 150 temples. 179
49 41.00% Dimensional shift: Have 100 portals. 60
50 41.00% The old never bothered me anyway: Have 250 grandmas. 149
51 40.90% Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz: Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second. 234
52 40.90% Technocracy: Have 200 factories. 151
53 40.80% F12: Have 1 javascript console. 433
54 40.70% Dazzling glimmer: Have 50 prisms. 124
55 40.60% Veteran: Own at least 14 grandma types. 431
56 40.50% Curses and maledictions: Have 150 wizard towers. 184
57 40.40% Rewriting history: Have 100 time machines. 63
58 40.30% It's the economy, stupid: Have 200 banks. 175
59 40.30% Woops, you solved world hunger: Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second. 235
60 40.20% Extreme polydactyly: Have 300 cursors. 147
61 40.20% Cookies all the way down: Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension. 14
62 40.10% Lord of Constructs: Own 2,500 buildings. 127
63 40.10% Gardener extraordinaire: Have 250 farms. 210
64 40.10% What are the odds: Have 50 chancemakers. 326
65 39.90% The ultimate clickdown: Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking. 337
66 39.90% It does matter!: Have 100 antimatter condensers. 89
67 39.90% Type II civilization: Have 150 shipments. 118
68 39.80% Lord of Progress: Purchase 200 upgrades. 128
69 39.80% Fanaticism: Have 200 temples. 180
70 39.80% Overdose: Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension. 15
71 39.80% Click delegator: Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors. 134
72 39.70% Threw you for a loop: Have 50 fractal engines. 414
73 39.70% The agemaster: Have 300 grandmas. 208
74 39.70% I hate manure: Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms. 136
75 39.70% They'll never know what hit 'em: Have 1 idleverse. 509
76 39.60% Tectonic ambassador: Have 250 mines. 211
77 39.60% Gushing grannies: Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas. 135
78 39.50% Blinding flash: Have 100 prisms. 125
79 39.50% Nil zero zilch: Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked. 162
80 39.50% Gild wars: Have 150 alchemy labs. 119
81 39.40% Never dig down: Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines. 137
82 39.40% Magic kingdom: Have 200 wizard towers. 185
83 39.40% Turbopuns: Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second. 236
84 39.30% Rise of the machines: Have 250 factories. 212
85 39.20% Seedy business: Have 300 farms. 250
86 39.20% The incredible machine: Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories. 138
87 39.20% Brain-split: Have 150 portals. 120
88 39.20% All the other kids with the pumped up clicks: Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking. 376
89 39.20% One with everything: Have at least 1 of every building. 64
90 39.10% We come in peace: Have 200 shipments. 153
91 39.10% Faster menner: Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second. 237
92 39.00% Grandma needs a new pair of shoes: Have 100 chancemakers. 327
93 39.00% Acquire currency: Have 250 banks. 213
94 39.00% Vested interest: Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks. 186
95 38.90% And yet you're still hungry: Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second. 238
96 38.90% Freak fracking: Have 300 mines. 251
97 38.90% Time duke: Have 150 time machines. 121
98 38.90% New world order: Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples. 187
99 38.90% How?: Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension. 223
100 38.90% Variable success: Have 50 javascript consoles. 434
101 38.80% The secrets of the universe: Have 200 alchemy labs. 154
102 38.80% To oldly go: Have 350 grandmas. 209
103 38.80% Mathematician: Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128). 65
104 38.70% Transcendence: Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked. 163
105 38.70% Hocus pocus: Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers. 188
106 38.70% Zealotry: Have 250 temples. 214
107 38.70% The sum of its parts: Have 100 fractal engines. 415
108 38.70% And beyond: Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments. 139
109 38.70% Molecular maestro: Have 150 antimatter condensers. 122
110 38.70% The Abakening: Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second. 239
111 38.70% Base 10: Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on. 66
112 38.70% So much to do so much to see: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) 367
113 38.70% The land of milk and cookies: Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension. 224
114 38.60% Realm of the Mad God: Have 200 portals. 155
115 38.60% Dr. T: Have 400 cursors. 148
116 38.60% The wizarding world: Have 250 wizard towers. 215
117 38.60% Magnum Opus: Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs. 140
118 38.60% Modern times: Have 300 factories. 252
119 38.60% One...more...click...: Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking. 377
120 38.60% Unending glow: Have 150 prisms. 126
121 38.50% Spacetime jigamaroo: Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines. 142
122 38.50% Well-versed: Have 50 idleverses. 510
123 38.50% With strange eons: Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals. 141
124 38.50% There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?: Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second. 240
125 38.50% The nerve of war: Have 300 banks. 253
126 38.40% He who controls the cookies controls the universe: Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension. 225
127 38.40% The elder scrolls: Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors. 248
128 38.40% You and the beanstalk: Have 350 farms. 281
129 38.40% Supermassive: Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers. 143
130 38.40% Forever and ever: Have 200 time machines. 156
131 38.30% Praise the sun: Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms. 144
132 38.30% Finger clickin' good: Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors. 189
133 38.30% Wololo: Have 300 temples. 254
134 38.30% Elder nap: Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once. 79
135 38.30% Parsec-masher: Have 250 shipments. 216
136 38.30% Walk the planck: Have 200 antimatter condensers. 157
137 38.30% No comments: Have 100 javascript consoles. 435
138 38.30% Aged well: Have 400 grandmas. 338
139 38.20% Fast: Bake 1 septillion cookies per second. 241
140 38.20% Romancing the stone: Have 350 mines. 282
141 38.20% The work of a lifetime: Have 250 alchemy labs. 217
142 38.20% Clickety split: Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking. 473
143 38.20% Million to one shot, doc: Have 150 chancemakers. 328
144 38.20% Obliterate: Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked. 164
145 38.20% Rise and shine: Have 200 prisms. 158
146 38.20% Tonight on Hoarders: Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension. 226
147 38.10% Polymath: Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings. 247
148 38.10% Ex machina: Have 350 factories. 283
149 38.10% Knead for speed: Bake 10 septillion cookies per second. 274
150 38.10% And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience: Have 300 wizard towers. 255
151 38.10% All hail Santa: Reach Santa's final form. 110
152 38.10% Bears repeating: Have 150 fractal engines. 416
153 38.10% Fingers crossed: Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers. 333
154 38.00% Harvest moon: Have 400 farms. 341
155 38.00% Ripe for the picking: Have 100 idleverses. 511
156 38.00% Centennial: Have at least 100 of everything. 91
157 38.00% It's not delivery: Have 300 shipments. 256
158 38.00% The needs of the many: Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines. 424
159 38.00% Panic at the bingo: Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas. 190
160 38.00% A place lost in time: Have 250 portals. 218
161 38.00% Are you gonna eat all that?: Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension. 227
162 38.00% Grand design: Own 5,000 buildings. 526
163 38.00% The full picture: Purchase 300 upgrades. 528
164 37.90% Quarry on: Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines. 192
165 37.90% Inherited prototype: Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles. 444
166 37.90% As luck would have it: Have 200 chancemakers. 329
167 37.90% And I need it now: Have 350 banks. 284
168 37.90% Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming: Bake 100 septillion cookies per second. 275
169 37.90% Rake in the dough: Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms. 191
170 37.90% Heat death: Have 250 time machines. 219
171 37.80% Negative void: Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked. 165
172 37.80% Fringe: Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses. 522
173 37.80% Microcosm: Have 250 antimatter condensers. 220
174 37.80% We're gonna need a bigger bakery: Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension. 228
175 37.80% 101st birthday: Have 450 grandmas. 339
176 37.80% Gold, Jerry! Gold!: Have 300 alchemy labs. 257
177 37.80% Mine?: Have 400 mines. 342
178 37.80% I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center: Bake 1 octillion cookies per second. 276
179 37.80% Up to code: Have 150 javascript consoles. 436
180 37.80% Pray on the weak: Have 350 temples. 285
181 37.70% Forbidden zone: Have 300 portals. 258
182 37.70% Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals: Have 500 cursors. 246
183 37.70% The proof of the cookie is in the baking: Bake 10 octillion cookies per second. 277
184 37.70% Paid in full: Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks. 194
185 37.70% In full gear: Have 400 factories. 343
186 37.70% Yes I love technology: Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories. 193
187 37.70% More of the same: Have 200 fractal engines. 417
188 37.60% It's a kind of magic: Have 350 wizard towers. 286
189 37.60% Treacle tart economics: Have 400 banks. 344
190 37.60% Just plain lucky: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) 104
191 37.60% Bright future: Have 250 prisms. 221
192 37.60% Too many rabbits, not enough hats: Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers. 196
193 37.60% Church of Cookiology: Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples. 195
194 37.60% Year's worth of cavities: Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps. 268
195 37.50% The most precious cargo: Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments. 197
196 37.50% Jellicles: Own 10 kitten upgrades. 465
197 37.50% cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com: Have 300 time machines. 259
198 37.50% Unreal: Have 150 idleverses. 512
199 37.50% Works on my machine: Have 200 javascript consoles. 437
200 37.50% Make like a tree: Have 450 farms. 354
201 37.50% Centennial and a half: Have at least 150 of everything. 131
202 37.50% In the mouth of madness: Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension. 229
203 37.50% Make it so: Have 350 shipments. 287
204 37.50% Defense of the ancients: Have 500 grandmas. 340
205 37.40% Ever more hideous: Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals. 199
206 37.40% Cave story: Have 450 mines. 355
207 37.40% Holy cookies, grandma!: Have 400 temples. 345
208 37.40% Brought to you by the letter 🍪: Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension. 230
209 37.40% Ever in your favor: Have 250 chancemakers. 330
210 37.40% If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing: Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second. 278
211 37.40% The Aureate: Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs. 198
212 37.40% All that glitters is gold: Have 350 alchemy labs. 288
213 37.40% Scientists baffled everywhere: Have 300 antimatter condensers. 260
214 37.30% Click (starring Adam Sandler): Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors. 293
215 37.30% Harmony of the spheres: Have 300 prisms. 261
216 37.30% The Prestige: Have 400 wizard towers. 346
217 37.30% To crumbs, you say?: Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked. 249
218 37.30% Be kind, rewind: Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines. 200
219 37.30% Last recurse: Have 250 fractal engines. 418
220 37.20% Bicentennial: Have at least 200 of everything. 129
221 37.20% In-cog-neato: Have 450 factories. 356
222 37.20% He comes: Have 350 portals. 289
223 37.20% A still more glorious dawn: Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms. 202
224 37.20% Infinitesimal: Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers. 201
225 37.20% Sedimentalism: Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines. 296
226 37.20% Once you've seen one: Have 200 idleverses. 513
227 37.20% Sharpest tool in the shed: Have 500 farms. 400
228 37.10% The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had: Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension. 279
229 37.10% Running with scissors: Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second. 368
230 37.10% Save your breath because that's all you've got left: Have 450 banks. 357
231 37.10% Hey now, you're a rock: Have 500 mines. 401
232 37.10% Overgrowth: Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms. 295
233 37.10% Be a lady: Have 300 chancemakers. 331
234 37.10% That's just peanuts to space: Have 400 shipments. 347
235 37.00% Way back then: Have 350 time machines. 290
236 37.00% Technical debt: Have 250 javascript consoles. 438
237 37.00% Just a statistic: Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers. 334
238 37.00% Worth its weight in lead: Have 400 alchemy labs. 348
239 37.00% Vengeful and almighty: Have 450 temples. 358
240 37.00% Labor of love: Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories. 297
241 37.00% Rarefied air: Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second. 369
242 37.00% But wait 'til you get older: Have 550 grandmas. 399
243 36.90% What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex: Have 400 portals. 349
244 36.90% Set for life: Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension. 280
245 36.90% Eating its own: Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines. 425
246 36.90% When there's nothing left to add: Purchase 400 upgrades. 529
247 36.90% Exotic matter: Have 350 antimatter condensers. 291
248 36.90% Break the mold: Have 500 factories. 402
249 36.90% Out of one, many: Have 300 fractal engines. 419
250 36.90% With her finger and her thumb: Have 600 cursors. 398
251 36.80% Push it to the limit: Bake 1 decillion cookies per second. 370
252 36.80% Thus spoke you: Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples. 299
253 36.80% Reverse funnel system: Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks. 298
254 36.80% A model of document object: Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles. 445
255 36.80% You get nothing: Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked. 383
256 36.80% Frantiquities: Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas. 294
257 36.80% Spell it out for you: Have 450 wizard towers. 359
258 36.80% At the end of the tunnel: Have 350 prisms. 292
259 36.80% Get the show on, get paid: Have 500 banks. 403
260 36.70% Spoils and plunder: Have 250 idleverses. 514
261 36.70% Coherence: Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses. 523
262 36.60% Green cookies sleep furiously: Bake 10 decillion cookies per second. 371
263 36.60% Dicey business: Have 350 chancemakers. 332
264 36.60% Space space space space space: Have 450 shipments. 360
265 36.60% Ecumenopolis: Own 7,500 buildings. 527
266 36.60% Mind your language: Have 300 javascript consoles. 439
267 36.60% Invited to yesterday's party: Have 400 time machines. 350
268 36.60% My world's on fire, how about yours: Have 500 temples. 404
269 36.60% Manafest destiny: Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers. 300
270 36.60% Overripe: Have 550 farms. 476
271 36.50% Downsizing: Have 400 antimatter condensers. 351
272 36.50% Okay boomer: Have 600 grandmas. 475
273 36.50% Panic! at Nabisco: Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension. 372
274 36.50% Bicentennial and a half: Have at least 250 of everything. 242
275 36.40% Which eternal lie: Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals. 303
276 36.40% Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change: Have 450 alchemy labs. 361
277 36.40% Humble rebeginnings: Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked. 384
278 36.40% Renaissance baker: Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings. 430
279 36.40% The meteor men beg to differ: Have 500 wizard towers. 405
280 36.40% Rock on: Have 550 mines. 477
281 36.40% An example of recursion: Have 350 fractal engines. 420
282 36.30% Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night: Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments. 301
283 36.30% Bursting at the seams: Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension. 373
284 36.30% My eyes: Have 400 prisms. 352
285 36.20% Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere: Have 300 idleverses. 515
286 36.20% I've got the Midas touch: Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs. 302
287 36.20% Déjà vu: Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines. 304
288 36.20% In the green: Have 600 farms. 494
289 36.20% Self-manmade man: Have 550 factories. 478
290 36.20% Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear: Have 450 portals. 362
291 36.20% Leisurely pace: Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second. 388
292 36.10% Only shooting stars: Have 500 shipments. 406
293 36.10% Maybe a chance in hell, actually: Have 400 chancemakers. 353
294 36.00% Powers of Ten: Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers. 305
295 36.00% Hypersonic: Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second. 389
296 36.00% Checks out: Have 550 banks. 479
297 35.90% Inconsolable: Have 350 javascript consoles. 440
298 35.90% Just about full: Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension. 374
299 35.90% Initial public offering: Make your first stock market profit. 457
300 35.90% Tricentennial: Have at least 300 of everything. 273
301 35.90% Groundhog day: Have 450 time machines. 363
302 35.90% Now the dark days are gone: Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms. 306
303 35.90% Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way: Have 600 mines. 495
304 35.80% We could all use a little change: Have 500 alchemy labs. 407
305 35.80% Here be dragon: Complete your dragon's training. 222
306 35.80% For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title: Have 400 fractal engines. 421
307 35.80% Murphy's wild guess: Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers. 335
308 35.80% The end of the world: Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked. 385
309 35.70% Gotta go fast: Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second. 428
310 35.70% Living on a prayer: Have 550 temples. 480
311 35.70% The wheels of progress: Have 600 factories. 496
312 35.60% We must go deeper: Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines. 426
313 35.60% A matter of perspective: Have 450 antimatter condensers. 364
314 35.50% It's big brain time: Have 1 cortex baker. 539
315 35.50% Gotta hand it to you: Have 700 cursors. 474
316 35.50% Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb: Have 500 portals. 408
317 35.50% Hungry for more: Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension. 375
318 35.40% Bake him away, toys: Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second. 448
319 35.30% Higitus figitus migitus mum: Have 550 wizard towers. 481
320 35.30% That's rich: Have 600 banks. 497
321 35.20% Optical illusion: Have 450 prisms. 365
322 35.20% First-class citizen: Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles. 446
323 35.20% Hyperspace expressway: Have 350 idleverses. 516
324 35.10% You're #1 so why try harder: Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second. 449
325 35.00% Closure: Have 400 javascript consoles. 441
326 35.00% The years start coming: Have 500 time machines. 409
327 34.90% Oh, you're back: Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked. 386
328 34.80% Feed me, Orteil: Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension. 390
329 34.80% Earth-616: Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses. 524
330 34.80% The incredible journey: Have 550 shipments. 482
331 34.80% Jackpot: Have 450 chancemakers. 366
332 34.80% Just my imagination: Have 50 cortex bakers. 540
333 34.80% Preaches and cream: Have 600 temples. 498
334 34.60% What a concept: Have 500 antimatter condensers. 410
335 34.60% Ain't that a click in the head: Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking. 574
336 34.60% Wrinklesquisher: Burst 50 wrinklers. 106
337 34.50% Now there's an idea: Have 100 cortex bakers. 541
338 34.50% The hunt is on: Unlock 1 egg. 166
339 34.40% I'm so meta, even this achievement: Have 450 fractal engines. 422
340 34.40% Positive thinking: Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers. 552
341 34.30% Just a phase: Have 550 alchemy labs. 483
342 34.20% And then what?: Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension. 391
343 34.20% Magic thinking: Have 600 wizard towers. 499
344 34.10% The organ that named itself: Have 150 cortex bakers. 542
345 34.10% Elder calm: Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs. 82
346 34.10% Haven't even begun to peak: Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second. 450
347 34.00% Here you go: Click this achievement's slot. 204
348 34.00% You'll never shine if you don't glow: Have 500 prisms. 411
349 34.00% Tricentennial and a half: Have at least 350 of everything. 392
350 33.90% Gyrification: Have 200 cortex bakers. 543
351 33.90% Versatile: Have 400 idleverses. 517
352 33.60% The thought that counts: Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers. 553
353 33.60% Don't let me leave, Murph: Have 550 portals. 484
354 33.50% A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering': Have 250 cortex bakers. 544
355 33.50% Lazarus: Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked. 387
356 33.50% Leprechaun: Click 777 golden cookies. 84
357 33.40% Is there life on Mars?: Have 600 shipments. 500
358 33.30% You'll never know if you don't go: Have 500 chancemakers. 412
359 33.30% What did we even eat before these: Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second. 467
360 33.30% Tiny cookie: Click the tiny cookie. 132
361 33.20% They moistly come at night: Have 650 grandmas. 556
362 33.10% Mindfulness: Have 300 cortex bakers. 545
363 32.80% Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere: Have 450 javascript consoles. 442
364 32.80% It's grown on you: Have 650 farms. 557
365 32.80% I think it's safe to say you've got it made: Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension. 429
366 32.70% Freaky jazz hands: Reach level 10 cursors. 307
367 32.70% Myriad: Own 10,000 buildings. 581
368 32.70% Caveman to cosmos: Have 550 time machines. 485
369 32.70% Never get bored: Have 500 fractal engines. 423
370 32.60% Bad chemistry: Have 600 alchemy labs. 501
371 32.60% Heavy flow: Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second. 468
372 32.60% Wrath cookie: Click a wrath cookie. 595
373 32.50% Kaizen: Purchase 500 upgrades. 582
374 32.50% Cookie Clicker: Unlock the final building. 639
375 32.40% Resurrection: Ascend 10 times. 205
376 32.40% Don't let the walls cave in on you: Have 650 mines. 558
377 32.40% Lovely cookies: Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie. 130
378 32.20% Unthinkable: Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers. 554
379 32.10% The 10% myth: Have 350 cortex bakers. 546
380 32.10% My own clone: Have 1 You. 600
381 32.00% Replaced by robots: Have 650 factories. 559
382 31.90% Quadricentennial: Have at least 400 of everything. 393
383 31.90% A sometimes food: Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension. 451
384 31.80% The devil's workshop: Have 800 cursors. 493
385 31.80% Particular tastes: Have 550 antimatter condensers. 486
386 31.70% Let it snow: Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie. 111
387 31.70% More you say?: Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second. 469
388 31.60% Reduced to gibbering heaps: Have 600 portals. 502
389 31.60% Multiplicity: Have 50 You. 601
390 31.50% Financial prodigy: Have 650 banks. 560
391 31.50% Self-made: Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You. 614
392 31.40% Born for this job: Have 100 You. 602
393 31.40% What's not clicking: Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking. 640
394 31.10% Episode II: Have 150 You. 603
395 30.90% And I will pray to a big god: Have 650 temples. 561
396 30.90% Sleigh of hand: Pop 50 reindeer. 113
397 30.90% Smurf account: Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked. 454
398 30.90% Copy that: Have 200 You. 604
399 30.80% A light snack: Have 550 prisms. 487
400 30.80% Reproducible results: Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You. 615
401 30.80% Don't think about it too hard: Have 400 cortex bakers. 547
402 30.70% Keep going until I say stop: Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second. 531
403 30.70% You are inevitable: Have 450 idleverses. 518
404 30.60% Grandmapocalypse: Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time. 594
405 30.50% Life finds a way: Have 250 You. 605
406 30.40% Back already?: Have 600 time machines. 503
407 30.20% Taking the back streets: Have 500 javascript consoles. 443
408 30.20% And now you're even older: Have 700 grandmas. 618
409 30.20% Egging on: Unlock 7 eggs. 167
410 30.10% Overcrowding: Have 300 You. 606
411 30.00% Shosple Colupis: Have 650 wizard towers. 562
412 29.80% Not enough of a good thing: Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension. 452
413 29.80% All the stars in heaven: Own 100 heavenly upgrades. 588
414 29.70% That's all you: Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You. 616
415 29.70% Au naturel: Have 700 farms. 619
416 29.50% Tempting fate: Have 550 chancemakers. 488
417 29.30% Olden days: Find the forgotten madeleine. 492
418 29.20% Dirt-rich: Have 700 mines. 620
419 29.10% Nuclear throne: Have 600 antimatter condensers. 504
420 28.90% Strength in numbers: Have 350 You. 607
421 28.80% False vacuum: Have 650 shipments. 563
422 28.70% Bots build bots: Have 700 factories. 621
423 28.30% Tautological: Have 550 fractal engines. 489
424 28.20% Horn of plenty: Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension. 453
425 28.10% Getting that bag: Have 700 banks. 622
426 28.00% Thick-skinned: Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil. 432
427 27.70% I'm the wiz: Cast 99 spells. 322
428 27.70% Huge tracts of land: Reach level 10 farms. 309
429 27.70% But I didn't say stop, did I?: Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second. 532
430 27.50% Making light of the situation: Have 600 prisms. 505
431 27.40% Metallic taste: Have 650 alchemy labs. 564
432 27.30% Army of me: Have 400 You. 608
433 27.30% Mass Easteria: Unlock 14 eggs. 168
434 27.10% The leader is good, the leader is great: Have 700 temples. 623
435 27.00% Away from this place: Have 500 idleverses. 519
436 26.80% Though fools seldom differ: Have 450 cortex bakers. 548
437 26.70% If at first you don't succeed: Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked. 455
438 26.10% Elder slumber: Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times. 80
439 25.90% Sweetmeats: Harvest a meaty sugar lump. 272
440 25.90% You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-: Have 700 wizard towers. 624
441 25.60% Swiss cheese: Have 650 portals. 565
442 25.40% God complex: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) 159
443 25.40% Methuselah: Reach level 10 grandmas. 308
444 25.40% Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.: Have 600 chancemakers. 506
445 24.90% With unrivaled fervor: Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second. 533
446 24.70% Quadricentennial and a half: Have at least 450 of everything. 394
447 24.40% Maillard reaction: Harvest a caramelized sugar lump. 396
448 24.20% Signed, sealed, delivered: Have 700 shipments. 625
449 24.10% Beyond quality: Purchase 600 upgrades. 583
450 23.80% Moistburster: Burst 200 wrinklers. 107
451 23.60% Curly braces: Have 550 javascript consoles. 490
452 23.40% In and of itself: Have 600 fractal engines. 507
453 23.40% But the future refused to change: Have 650 time machines. 566
454 23.30% Motormouth: Reach level 10 wizard towers. 314
455 23.30% Large and in charge: Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension. 470
456 22.20% Spooky cookies: Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie. 108
457 21.90% Sugar, spice, and everything nice: Have 700 alchemy labs. 626
458 21.70% Hide & seek champion: Unlock all the eggs. 169
459 21.40% Know thyself: Have 450 You. 609
460 21.30% Looking kind of dumb: Have 500 cortex bakers. 549
461 21.20% A capital idea: Reach level 10 banks. 312
462 21.10% What's the dark matter with you: Have 650 antimatter condensers. 567
463 20.70% I am speed: Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second. 576
464 20.60% Absolutely stuffed: Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension. 471
465 20.30% It belongs in a bakery: Reach level 10 temples. 313
466 20.00% Stifling the press: Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it. 538
467 19.80% Botany enthusiast: Harvest 100 mature garden plants. 378
468 19.40% Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore: Have 700 portals. 627
469 19.30% D-d-d-d-deeper: Reach level 10 mines. 310
470 19.20% All on deck: Have 900 cursors. 641
471 18.80% Enlightenment: Have 650 prisms. 568
472 18.70% Everywhere at once: Have 550 idleverses. 520
473 18.40% Patently genius: Reach level 10 factories. 311
474 17.90% Been there done that: Reach level 10 shipments. 315
475 17.70% Duck typing: Have 600 javascript consoles. 508
476 17.60% Quincentennial: Have at least 500 of everything. 395
477 17.60% Baby it's old outside: Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season. 580
478 17.30% No more room in hell: Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked. 596
479 17.20% And on and on: Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second. 577
480 17.20% Reindeer sleigher: Pop 200 reindeer. 114
481 17.00% I only meant to stay a while: Have 700 time machines. 628
482 16.70% Phlogisticated substances: Reach level 10 alchemy labs. 316
483 16.50% Never tell me the odds: Have 650 chancemakers. 569
484 16.10% O Fortuna: Own every fortune upgrade. 456
485 16.00% Bizarro world: Reach level 10 portals. 317
486 15.70% Self-improvement: Reach level 10 You. 617
487 15.60% It's only wafer-thin: Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension. 472
488 15.50% Strange topologies: Reach level 10 idleverses. 525
489 15.50% Eldeer: Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy. 265
490 15.30% Gifted: Reach level 10 cortex bakers. 555
491 15.20% The long now: Reach level 10 time machines. 318
492 15.10% Didn't make sense not to live: Have 500 You. 610
493 15.00% Make my day: Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale. 461
494 14.90% Sierpinski rhomboids: Reach level 10 fractal engines. 427
495 14.80% Neverclick: Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times. 29
496 14.80% Alexandria: Reach level 10 javascript consoles. 447
497 14.80% Blowing an Apollonian gasket: Have 650 fractal engines. 570
498 14.70% Not 20 years away forever: Have 700 antimatter condensers. 629
499 14.70% In the garden of Eden (baby): Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants. 380
500 14.50% Chubby hadrons: Reach level 10 antimatter condensers. 319
501 14.30% Palettable: Reach level 10 prisms. 320
502 14.20% Let's leaf it at that: Reach level 10 chancemakers. 336
503 14.20% Everything happens so much: Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second. 584
504 14.00% Full warehouses: Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good. 460
505 13.80% A beautiful mind: Have 550 cortex bakers. 550
506 13.70% Think big: Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension. 534
507 13.60% Speed baking III: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) 95
508 13.60% Reject reality, substitute your own: Have 600 idleverses. 521
509 13.20% Buy buy buy: Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase. 462
510 12.80% Bright side of the Moon: Have 700 prisms. 630
511 12.60% True Neverclick: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) 78
512 12.40% Pyramid scheme: Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters. 464
513 12.20% Wrinkler poker: Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it. 598
514 12.00% Quincentennial and a half: Have at least 550 of everything. 466
515 11.90% Rookie numbers: Own at least 100 of every stock market good. 458
516 11.40% Get with the program: Have 650 javascript consoles. 571
517 11.30% Hypersize me: Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension. 535
518 11.10% Riding the Mersenne twister: Have 700 chancemakers. 631
519 11.10% Hardcore: Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased. 92
520 10.50% All-natural cane sugar: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) 271
521 10.50% In her likeness: Shape your clones to resemble grandmas. 597
522 10.40% Max capacity: Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension. 536
523 10.40% Cardinal synapses: Have 600 cortex bakers. 551
524 10.30% Last Chance to See: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) 262
525 10.30% No nobility in poverty: Own at least 500 of every stock market good. 459
526 10.20% I'll rest when I'm dead: Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second. 585
527 10.00% Divide and conquer: Have 700 fractal engines. 632
528 10.00% Genetic bottleneck: Have 550 You. 611
529 9.70% Sexcentennial: Have at least 600 of everything. 530
530 9.60% No time like the present: Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge). 589
531 9.50% Debt evasion: Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty. 637
532 9.50% Lost your cosmic marbles: Have 650 idleverses. 572
533 9.30% A round of applause: Have 1,000 cursors. 642
534 9.10% Black cat's paw: Click 7,777 golden cookies. 85
535 8.30% Can we get much higher: Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second. 590
536 8.30% Fake it till you bake it: Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension. 578
537 8.30% By will alone I set my mind in motion: Have 650 cortex bakers. 573
538 8.30% Green, aching thumb: Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants. 379
539 8.20% Pebcakes: Have 700 javascript consoles. 633
540 8.00% Four-leaf cookie: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) 324
541 7.90% Despite everything, it's still you: Have 600 You. 612
542 7.90% History in the baking: Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension. 579
543 7.90% A wizard is you: Cast 999 spells. 323
544 7.80% Liquid assets: Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million. 537
545 7.70% Sexcentennial and a half: Have at least 650 of everything. 575
546 7.40% What do you get for the baker who has everything: Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension. 586
547 7.40% Keeper of the conservatory: Unlock every garden seed. 381
548 7.30% Bottomless pit: Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension. 587
549 7.30% Greener on the other sides: Have 700 idleverses. 634
550 7.20% Reincarnation: Ascend 100 times. 206
551 7.20% Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker): Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second. 591
552 7.10% Seedless to nay: Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets. 382
553 6.80% When the cookies ascend just right: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) 397
554 6.80% Everyone everywhere all at once: Have 650 You. 613
555 6.70% Where is my mind: Have 700 cortex bakers. 635
556 6.60% Gaseous assets: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) 463
557 6.50% Introspection: Have 700 You. 636
558 6.40% Septcentennial: Have at least 700 of everything. 599
559 6.20% Rainy day fund: Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension. 592
560 6.20% Seven horseshoes: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) 491
561 6.10% And a little extra: Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension. 593
562 5.90% Endless cycle: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) 207
563 5.30% Oft we mar what's well: Purchase 700 upgrades. 638