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Achievements completed: 66 (10.36%)

Achievements: (66 / 637):
# Global Completion % Description API Name
1 74.00% Uncanny clicker: Click really, really fast. 71
2 65.50% Clickasmic: Make 100 billion cookies from clicking. 100
3 62.80% Hollow the planet: Have 100 mines. 51
4 62.40% Elder: Own at least 7 grandma types. 81
5 61.90% Shady sect: Have 50 temples. 177
6 59.20% Just wrong: Sell a grandma. 39
7 58.40% Fading luck: Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies. 264
8 57.30% You win a cookie: This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news. 133
9 57.00% Oh hey, you're still here: Bake 1 billion cookies per second. 24
10 56.90% Global warming: Have 100 factories. 48
11 56.80% Early bird: Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns. 263
12 56.80% Fortune: Click 77 golden cookies. 77
13 56.40% Time warp: Have 1 time machine. 61
14 56.10% Friend of the ancients: Have 150 grandmas. 101
15 55.80% Universal bakery: Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension. 8
16 55.60% The sorcerer's apprentice: Have 50 wizard towers. 182
17 54.50% Clickageddon: Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking. 145
18 51.40% A loan in the dark: Have 100 banks. 173
19 50.80% Timeless bakery: Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension. 9
20 50.80% Antibatter: Have 1 antimatter condenser. 87
21 50.80% Engineer: Own 1,000 buildings. 83
22 50.60% Let's never bake again: Bake 10 billion cookies per second. 25
23 49.60% Galactic highway: Have 50 shipments. 53
24 49.50% Perfected agriculture: Have 150 farms. 115
25 49.30% Upgrader: Purchase 100 upgrades. 90
26 47.90% The Digital: Have 200 cursors. 38
27 47.40% Lone photon: Have 1 prism. 123
28 47.40% Clicknarok: Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking. 146
29 47.10% New-age cult: Have 100 temples. 178
30 46.20% Transmogrification: Have 50 alchemy labs. 56
31 46.20% Cookie-dunker: Dunk the cookie. 76
32 46.10% Can you dig it: Have 150 mines. 117
33 45.90% Ruler of the ancients: Have 200 grandmas. 102
34 45.70% Tabloid addiction: Click on the news ticker 50 times. 243
35 45.50% Infinite bakery: Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension. 10
36 45.50% Nihilism: Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked. 86
37 44.70% Charms and enchantments: Have 100 wizard towers. 183
38 44.60% Lucked out: Have 1 chancemaker. 325
39 44.30% A world filled with cookies: Bake 1 trillion cookies per second. 231
40 44.00% Ultimate automation: Have 150 factories. 116
41 43.90% Now you're thinking: Have 50 portals. 59
42 43.70% Immortal bakery: Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension. 11
43 43.50% Clickastrophe: Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking. 244
44 43.10% Homegrown: Have 200 farms. 150
45 42.80% When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour: Bake 10 trillion cookies per second. 232
46 42.70% Self-contained: Have 1 fractal engine. 413
47 42.70% Far far away: Have 100 shipments. 54
48 42.30% Need for greed: Have 150 banks. 174
49 42.20% Alternate timeline: Have 50 time machines. 62
50 41.80% Fast and delicious: Bake 100 trillion cookies per second. 233
51 41.70% Itchscratcher: Burst 1 wrinkler. 105
52 41.70% Don't stop me now: Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension. 12
53 41.60% Gold member: Have 100 alchemy labs. 57
54 41.60% The center of the Earth: Have 200 mines. 152
55 41.40% Quirky quarks: Have 50 antimatter condensers. 88
56 41.30% Dematerialize: Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked. 161
57 41.20% Clickataclysm: Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking. 245
58 41.10% You can stop now: Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension. 13
59 41.10% Organized religion: Have 150 temples. 179
60 41.00% Dimensional shift: Have 100 portals. 60
61 41.00% The old never bothered me anyway: Have 250 grandmas. 149
62 40.90% Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz: Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second. 234
63 40.90% Technocracy: Have 200 factories. 151
64 40.80% F12: Have 1 javascript console. 433
65 40.70% Dazzling glimmer: Have 50 prisms. 124
66 40.60% Veteran: Own at least 14 grandma types. 431
67 40.50% Curses and maledictions: Have 150 wizard towers. 184
68 40.40% Rewriting history: Have 100 time machines. 63
69 40.30% It's the economy, stupid: Have 200 banks. 175
70 40.20% Woops, you solved world hunger: Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second. 235
71 40.20% Cookies all the way down: Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension. 14
72 40.10% Lord of Constructs: Own 2,500 buildings. 127
73 40.10% Gardener extraordinaire: Have 250 farms. 210
74 40.10% What are the odds: Have 50 chancemakers. 326
75 40.10% Extreme polydactyly: Have 300 cursors. 147
76 39.90% The ultimate clickdown: Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking. 337
77 39.90% It does matter!: Have 100 antimatter condensers. 89
78 39.90% Type II civilization: Have 150 shipments. 118
79 39.80% Lord of Progress: Purchase 200 upgrades. 128
80 39.80% Fanaticism: Have 200 temples. 180
81 39.80% Overdose: Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension. 15
82 39.80% Click delegator: Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors. 134
83 39.70% The agemaster: Have 300 grandmas. 208
84 39.70% I hate manure: Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms. 136
85 39.70% Threw you for a loop: Have 50 fractal engines. 414
86 39.60% Gushing grannies: Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas. 135
87 39.60% Tectonic ambassador: Have 250 mines. 211
88 39.60% They'll never know what hit 'em: Have 1 idleverse. 509
89 39.50% Nil zero zilch: Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked. 162
90 39.50% Gild wars: Have 150 alchemy labs. 119
91 39.50% Blinding flash: Have 100 prisms. 125
92 39.40% Never dig down: Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines. 137
93 39.40% Magic kingdom: Have 200 wizard towers. 185
94 39.40% Turbopuns: Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second. 236
95 39.30% Rise of the machines: Have 250 factories. 212
96 39.20% One with everything: Have at least 1 of every building. 64
97 39.20% The incredible machine: Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories. 138
98 39.20% All the other kids with the pumped up clicks: Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking. 376
99 39.20% Brain-split: Have 150 portals. 120
100 39.20% Seedy business: Have 300 farms. 250
101 39.10% We come in peace: Have 200 shipments. 153
102 39.10% Faster menner: Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second. 237
103 39.00% Acquire currency: Have 250 banks. 213
104 39.00% Vested interest: Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks. 186
105 39.00% Grandma needs a new pair of shoes: Have 100 chancemakers. 327
106 38.90% Time duke: Have 150 time machines. 121
107 38.90% Freak fracking: Have 300 mines. 251
108 38.90% Variable success: Have 50 javascript consoles. 434
109 38.90% And yet you're still hungry: Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second. 238
110 38.90% Speed baking II: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) 94
111 38.90% New world order: Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples. 187
112 38.90% How?: Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension. 223
113 38.80% Hocus pocus: Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers. 188
114 38.80% The secrets of the universe: Have 200 alchemy labs. 154
115 38.80% To oldly go: Have 350 grandmas. 209
116 38.80% Mathematician: Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128). 65
117 38.70% Transcendence: Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked. 163
118 38.70% Molecular maestro: Have 150 antimatter condensers. 122
119 38.70% Zealotry: Have 250 temples. 214
120 38.70% The sum of its parts: Have 100 fractal engines. 415
121 38.70% The land of milk and cookies: Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension. 224
122 38.70% The Abakening: Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second. 239
123 38.70% And beyond: Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments. 139
124 38.70% Base 10: Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on. 66
125 38.60% One...more...click...: Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking. 377
126 38.60% Modern times: Have 300 factories. 252
127 38.60% Dr. T: Have 400 cursors. 148
128 38.60% Realm of the Mad God: Have 200 portals. 155
129 38.60% Magnum Opus: Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs. 140
130 38.60% The wizarding world: Have 250 wizard towers. 215
131 38.60% Unending glow: Have 150 prisms. 126
132 38.50% Forever and ever: Have 200 time machines. 156
133 38.50% Spacetime jigamaroo: Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines. 142
134 38.50% The nerve of war: Have 300 banks. 253
135 38.50% There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?: Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second. 240
136 38.50% Well-versed: Have 50 idleverses. 510
137 38.50% With strange eons: Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals. 141
138 38.40% He who controls the cookies controls the universe: Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension. 225
139 38.40% The elder scrolls: Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors. 248
140 38.40% Supermassive: Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers. 143
141 38.40% You and the beanstalk: Have 350 farms. 281
142 38.30% Aged well: Have 400 grandmas. 338
143 38.30% Wololo: Have 300 temples. 254
144 38.30% Praise the sun: Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms. 144
145 38.30% Elder nap: Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once. 79
146 38.30% Walk the planck: Have 200 antimatter condensers. 157
147 38.30% Parsec-masher: Have 250 shipments. 216
148 38.30% Finger clickin' good: Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors. 189
149 38.30% No comments: Have 100 javascript consoles. 435
150 38.20% Rise and shine: Have 200 prisms. 158
151 38.20% Obliterate: Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked. 164
152 38.20% Fast: Bake 1 septillion cookies per second. 241
153 38.20% Million to one shot, doc: Have 150 chancemakers. 328
154 38.20% Clickety split: Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking. 473
155 38.20% Romancing the stone: Have 350 mines. 282
156 38.20% The work of a lifetime: Have 250 alchemy labs. 217
157 38.20% Tonight on Hoarders: Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension. 226
158 38.10% Knead for speed: Bake 10 septillion cookies per second. 274
159 38.10% Bears repeating: Have 150 fractal engines. 416
160 38.10% And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience: Have 300 wizard towers. 255
161 38.10% Fingers crossed: Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers. 333
162 38.10% A place lost in time: Have 250 portals. 218
163 38.10% Polymath: Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings. 247
164 38.10% Ex machina: Have 350 factories. 283
165 38.10% Centennial: Have at least 100 of everything. 91
166 38.00% The needs of the many: Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines. 424
167 38.00% Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming: Bake 100 septillion cookies per second. 275
168 38.00% It's not delivery: Have 300 shipments. 256
169 38.00% Harvest moon: Have 400 farms. 341
170 38.00% Ripe for the picking: Have 100 idleverses. 511
171 38.00% All hail Santa: Reach Santa's final form. 110
172 38.00% Grand design: Own 5,000 buildings. 526
173 38.00% The full picture: Purchase 300 upgrades. 528
174 38.00% Panic at the bingo: Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas. 190
175 38.00% Are you gonna eat all that?: Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension. 227
176 37.90% And I need it now: Have 350 banks. 284
177 37.90% As luck would have it: Have 200 chancemakers. 329
178 37.90% Heat death: Have 250 time machines. 219
179 37.90% Inherited prototype: Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles. 444
180 37.90% Rake in the dough: Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms. 191
181 37.90% Quarry on: Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines. 192
182 37.80% 101st birthday: Have 450 grandmas. 339
183 37.80% Pray on the weak: Have 350 temples. 285
184 37.80% Microcosm: Have 250 antimatter condensers. 220
185 37.80% Yes I love technology: Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories. 193
186 37.80% We're gonna need a bigger bakery: Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension. 228
187 37.80% Fringe: Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses. 522
188 37.80% Gold, Jerry! Gold!: Have 300 alchemy labs. 257
189 37.80% Mine?: Have 400 mines. 342
190 37.80% Negative void: Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked. 165
191 37.80% Up to code: Have 150 javascript consoles. 436
192 37.80% I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center: Bake 1 octillion cookies per second. 276
193 37.70% Paid in full: Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks. 194
194 37.70% Church of Cookiology: Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples. 195
195 37.70% In full gear: Have 400 factories. 343
196 37.70% More of the same: Have 200 fractal engines. 417
197 37.70% Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals: Have 500 cursors. 246
198 37.70% The proof of the cookie is in the baking: Bake 10 octillion cookies per second. 277
199 37.70% Forbidden zone: Have 300 portals. 258
200 37.70% Bright future: Have 250 prisms. 221
201 37.60% Too many rabbits, not enough hats: Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers. 196
202 37.60% cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com: Have 300 time machines. 259
203 37.60% It's a kind of magic: Have 350 wizard towers. 286
204 37.60% Treacle tart economics: Have 400 banks. 344
205 37.50% Make it so: Have 350 shipments. 287
206 37.50% Centennial and a half: Have at least 150 of everything. 131
207 37.50% Jellicles: Own 10 kitten upgrades. 465
208 37.50% Defense of the ancients: Have 500 grandmas. 340
209 37.50% Unreal: Have 150 idleverses. 512
210 37.50% Works on my machine: Have 200 javascript consoles. 437
211 37.50% In the mouth of madness: Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension. 229
212 37.50% Make like a tree: Have 450 farms. 354
213 37.50% Just plain lucky: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) 104
214 37.50% The most precious cargo: Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments. 197
215 37.40% Scientists baffled everywhere: Have 300 antimatter condensers. 260
216 37.40% Brought to you by the letter 🍪: Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension. 230
217 37.40% Ever more hideous: Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals. 199
218 37.40% Holy cookies, grandma!: Have 400 temples. 345
219 37.40% Cave story: Have 450 mines. 355
220 37.40% The Aureate: Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs. 198
221 37.40% All that glitters is gold: Have 350 alchemy labs. 288
222 37.40% Ever in your favor: Have 250 chancemakers. 330
223 37.40% If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing: Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second. 278
224 37.30% Be kind, rewind: Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines. 200
225 37.30% Infinitesimal: Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers. 201
226 37.30% In-cog-neato: Have 450 factories. 356
227 37.30% The Prestige: Have 400 wizard towers. 346
228 37.30% A still more glorious dawn: Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms. 202
229 37.30% To crumbs, you say?: Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked. 249
230 37.30% Click (starring Adam Sandler): Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors. 293
231 37.30% Last recurse: Have 250 fractal engines. 418
232 37.30% Harmony of the spheres: Have 300 prisms. 261
233 37.20% Once you've seen one: Have 200 idleverses. 513
234 37.20% Sharpest tool in the shed: Have 500 farms. 400
235 37.20% Sedimentalism: Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines. 296
236 37.20% Bicentennial: Have at least 200 of everything. 129
237 37.20% He comes: Have 350 portals. 289
238 37.20% Running with scissors: Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second. 368
239 37.10% Be a lady: Have 300 chancemakers. 331
240 37.10% Just a statistic: Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers. 334
241 37.10% The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had: Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension. 279
242 37.10% Save your breath because that's all you've got left: Have 450 banks. 357
243 37.10% Way back then: Have 350 time machines. 290
244 37.10% Hey now, you're a rock: Have 500 mines. 401
245 37.10% That's just peanuts to space: Have 400 shipments. 347
246 37.10% Overgrowth: Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms. 295
247 37.00% Worth its weight in lead: Have 400 alchemy labs. 348
248 37.00% Technical debt: Have 250 javascript consoles. 438
249 37.00% Vengeful and almighty: Have 450 temples. 358
250 37.00% Rarefied air: Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second. 369
251 37.00% Eating its own: Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines. 425
252 37.00% Labor of love: Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories. 297
253 37.00% But wait 'til you get older: Have 550 grandmas. 399
254 37.00% Out of one, many: Have 300 fractal engines. 419
255 36.90% What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex: Have 400 portals. 349
256 36.90% Break the mold: Have 500 factories. 402
257 36.90% With her finger and her thumb: Have 600 cursors. 398
258 36.90% Set for life: Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension. 280
259 36.90% Reverse funnel system: Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks. 298
260 36.90% When there's nothing left to add: Purchase 400 upgrades. 529
261 36.90% Exotic matter: Have 350 antimatter condensers. 291
262 36.80% Frantiquities: Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas. 294
263 36.80% You get nothing: Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked. 383
264 36.80% Push it to the limit: Bake 1 decillion cookies per second. 370
265 36.80% Get the show on, get paid: Have 500 banks. 403
266 36.80% Spell it out for you: Have 450 wizard towers. 359
267 36.80% Thus spoke you: Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples. 299
268 36.80% At the end of the tunnel: Have 350 prisms. 292
269 36.80% A model of document object: Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles. 445
270 36.70% Green cookies sleep furiously: Bake 10 decillion cookies per second. 371
271 36.70% Coherence: Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses. 523
272 36.70% Spoils and plunder: Have 250 idleverses. 514
273 36.70% Ecumenopolis: Own 7,500 buildings. 527
274 36.70% Invited to yesterday's party: Have 400 time machines. 350
275 36.60% Panic! at Nabisco: Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension. 372
276 36.60% Manafest destiny: Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers. 300
277 36.60% Bicentennial and a half: Have at least 250 of everything. 242
278 36.60% Dicey business: Have 350 chancemakers. 332
279 36.60% Mind your language: Have 300 javascript consoles. 439
280 36.60% My world's on fire, how about yours: Have 500 temples. 404
281 36.60% Okay boomer: Have 600 grandmas. 475
282 36.60% Space space space space space: Have 450 shipments. 360
283 36.60% Overripe: Have 550 farms. 476
284 36.50% Downsizing: Have 400 antimatter condensers. 351
285 36.50% Rock on: Have 550 mines. 477
286 36.40% Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change: Have 450 alchemy labs. 361
287 36.40% Humble rebeginnings: Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked. 384
288 36.40% An example of recursion: Have 350 fractal engines. 420
289 36.40% The meteor men beg to differ: Have 500 wizard towers. 405
290 36.40% Which eternal lie: Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals. 303
291 36.40% Renaissance baker: Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings. 430
292 36.40% Bursting at the seams: Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension. 373
293 36.30% Self-manmade man: Have 550 factories. 478
294 36.30% My eyes: Have 400 prisms. 352
295 36.30% I've got the Midas touch: Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs. 302
296 36.30% Leisurely pace: Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second. 388
297 36.30% Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere: Have 300 idleverses. 515
298 36.30% Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night: Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments. 301
299 36.30% In the green: Have 600 farms. 494
300 36.20% Déjà vu: Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines. 304
301 36.20% Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear: Have 450 portals. 362
302 36.10% Maybe a chance in hell, actually: Have 400 chancemakers. 353
303 36.10% Hypersonic: Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second. 389
304 36.10% Powers of Ten: Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers. 305
305 36.10% Only shooting stars: Have 500 shipments. 406
306 36.00% Now the dark days are gone: Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms. 306
307 36.00% Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way: Have 600 mines. 495
308 36.00% Checks out: Have 550 banks. 479
309 35.90% Just about full: Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension. 374
310 35.90% For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title: Have 400 fractal engines. 421
311 35.90% Groundhog day: Have 450 time machines. 363
312 35.90% Inconsolable: Have 350 javascript consoles. 440
313 35.90% Tricentennial: Have at least 300 of everything. 273
314 35.90% We could all use a little change: Have 500 alchemy labs. 407
315 35.80% The end of the world: Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked. 385
316 35.80% Gotta go fast: Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second. 428
317 35.80% Murphy's wild guess: Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers. 335
318 35.80% Here be dragon: Complete your dragon's training. 222
319 35.70% We must go deeper: Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines. 426
320 35.70% The wheels of progress: Have 600 factories. 496
321 35.70% Living on a prayer: Have 550 temples. 480
322 35.60% It's big brain time: Have 1 cortex baker. 539
323 35.60% Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb: Have 500 portals. 408
324 35.60% A matter of perspective: Have 450 antimatter condensers. 364
325 35.60% Hungry for more: Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension. 375
326 35.50% Bake him away, toys: Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second. 448
327 35.50% Gotta hand it to you: Have 700 cursors. 474
328 35.40% That's rich: Have 600 banks. 497
329 35.30% Higitus figitus migitus mum: Have 550 wizard towers. 481
330 35.30% First-class citizen: Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles. 446
331 35.30% Hyperspace expressway: Have 350 idleverses. 516
332 35.30% Optical illusion: Have 450 prisms. 365
333 35.20% You're #1 so why try harder: Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second. 449
334 35.10% The years start coming: Have 500 time machines. 409
335 35.10% Closure: Have 400 javascript consoles. 441
336 35.00% Oh, you're back: Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked. 386
337 34.90% The incredible journey: Have 550 shipments. 482
338 34.90% Preaches and cream: Have 600 temples. 498
339 34.90% Just my imagination: Have 50 cortex bakers. 540
340 34.90% Jackpot: Have 450 chancemakers. 366
341 34.80% Earth-616: Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses. 524
342 34.80% Ain't that a click in the head: Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking. 574
343 34.80% Feed me, Orteil: Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension. 390
344 34.70% What a concept: Have 500 antimatter condensers. 410
345 34.60% Wrinklesquisher: Burst 50 wrinklers. 106
346 34.60% Now there's an idea: Have 100 cortex bakers. 541
347 34.60% Positive thinking: Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers. 552
348 34.50% I'm so meta, even this achievement: Have 450 fractal engines. 422
349 34.40% The hunt is on: Unlock 1 egg. 166
350 34.30% Magic thinking: Have 600 wizard towers. 499
351 34.30% Just a phase: Have 550 alchemy labs. 483
352 34.30% And then what?: Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension. 391
353 34.20% Haven't even begun to peak: Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second. 450
354 34.20% The organ that named itself: Have 150 cortex bakers. 542
355 34.10% You'll never shine if you don't glow: Have 500 prisms. 411
356 34.10% Elder calm: Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs. 82
357 34.10% Tricentennial and a half: Have at least 350 of everything. 392
358 34.00% Gyrification: Have 200 cortex bakers. 543
359 34.00% Versatile: Have 400 idleverses. 517
360 34.00% Here you go: Click this achievement's slot. 204
361 33.70% The thought that counts: Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers. 553
362 33.70% Don't let me leave, Murph: Have 550 portals. 484
363 33.60% Lazarus: Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked. 387
364 33.60% A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering': Have 250 cortex bakers. 544
365 33.50% Is there life on Mars?: Have 600 shipments. 500
366 33.50% Leprechaun: Click 777 golden cookies. 84
367 33.50% What did we even eat before these: Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second. 467
368 33.40% They moistly come at night: Have 650 grandmas. 556
369 33.40% You'll never know if you don't go: Have 500 chancemakers. 412
370 33.30% Mindfulness: Have 300 cortex bakers. 545
371 33.20% Tiny cookie: Click the tiny cookie. 132
372 33.00% It's grown on you: Have 650 farms. 557
373 33.00% Wrath cookie: Click a wrath cookie. 595
374 32.90% Caveman to cosmos: Have 550 time machines. 485
375 32.90% Myriad: Own 10,000 buildings. 581
376 32.90% I think it's safe to say you've got it made: Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension. 429
377 32.90% Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere: Have 450 javascript consoles. 442
378 32.80% Never get bored: Have 500 fractal engines. 423
379 32.80% Cookie Clicker: Unlock the final building. 639
380 32.70% Bad chemistry: Have 600 alchemy labs. 501
381 32.70% Heavy flow: Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second. 468
382 32.70% Kaizen: Purchase 500 upgrades. 582
383 32.60% Don't let the walls cave in on you: Have 650 mines. 558
384 32.40% My own clone: Have 1 You. 600
385 32.40% Lovely cookies: Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie. 130
386 32.40% Unthinkable: Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers. 554
387 32.40% Resurrection: Ascend 10 times. 205
388 32.20% Replaced by robots: Have 650 factories. 559
389 32.20% The 10% myth: Have 350 cortex bakers. 546
390 32.10% A sometimes food: Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension. 451
391 31.90% Multiplicity: Have 50 You. 601
392 31.90% Quadricentennial: Have at least 400 of everything. 393
393 31.90% Particular tastes: Have 550 antimatter condensers. 486
394 31.90% The devil's workshop: Have 800 cursors. 493
395 31.90% More you say?: Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second. 469
396 31.80% Self-made: Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You. 614
397 31.70% Financial prodigy: Have 650 banks. 560
398 31.70% Reduced to gibbering heaps: Have 600 portals. 502
399 31.70% What's not clicking: Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking. 640
400 31.60% Let it snow: Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie. 111
401 31.60% Born for this job: Have 100 You. 602
402 31.30% Episode II: Have 150 You. 603
403 31.10% Reproducible results: Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You. 615
404 31.10% Copy that: Have 200 You. 604
405 31.00% Smurf account: Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked. 454
406 31.00% Don't think about it too hard: Have 400 cortex bakers. 547
407 31.00% And I will pray to a big god: Have 650 temples. 561
408 30.90% Keep going until I say stop: Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second. 531
409 30.90% A light snack: Have 550 prisms. 487
410 30.90% Grandmapocalypse: Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time. 594
411 30.80% Life finds a way: Have 250 You. 605
412 30.80% You are inevitable: Have 450 idleverses. 518
413 30.70% Sleigh of hand: Pop 50 reindeer. 113
414 30.50% And now you're even older: Have 700 grandmas. 618
415 30.50% Back already?: Have 600 time machines. 503
416 30.40% Overcrowding: Have 300 You. 606
417 30.30% Taking the back streets: Have 500 javascript consoles. 443
418 30.20% Shosple Colupis: Have 650 wizard towers. 562
419 30.10% Egging on: Unlock 7 eggs. 167
420 30.00% Not enough of a good thing: Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension. 452
421 30.00% Au naturel: Have 700 farms. 619
422 30.00% All the stars in heaven: Own 100 heavenly upgrades. 588
423 29.90% That's all you: Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You. 616
424 29.60% Tempting fate: Have 550 chancemakers. 488
425 29.50% Dirt-rich: Have 700 mines. 620
426 29.30% Olden days: Find the forgotten madeleine. 492
427 29.20% Strength in numbers: Have 350 You. 607
428 29.20% Nuclear throne: Have 600 antimatter condensers. 504
429 29.00% False vacuum: Have 650 shipments. 563
430 29.00% Bots build bots: Have 700 factories. 621
431 28.50% Tautological: Have 550 fractal engines. 489
432 28.40% Getting that bag: Have 700 banks. 622
433 28.40% Horn of plenty: Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension. 453
434 28.20% Thick-skinned: Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil. 432
435 28.00% Huge tracts of land: Reach level 10 farms. 309
436 27.80% But I didn't say stop, did I?: Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second. 532
437 27.70% I'm the wiz: Cast 99 spells. 322
438 27.60% Making light of the situation: Have 600 prisms. 505
439 27.60% Metallic taste: Have 650 alchemy labs. 564
440 27.60% Army of me: Have 400 You. 608
441 27.40% The leader is good, the leader is great: Have 700 temples. 623
442 27.20% Mass Easteria: Unlock 14 eggs. 168
443 27.20% Away from this place: Have 500 idleverses. 519
444 27.00% Though fools seldom differ: Have 450 cortex bakers. 548
445 26.90% If at first you don't succeed: Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked. 455
446 26.10% You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-: Have 700 wizard towers. 624
447 26.00% Elder slumber: Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times. 80
448 25.90% Sweetmeats: Harvest a meaty sugar lump. 272
449 25.80% Swiss cheese: Have 650 portals. 565
450 25.80% Methuselah: Reach level 10 grandmas. 308
451 25.60% Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.: Have 600 chancemakers. 506
452 25.50% God complex: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) 159
453 25.00% With unrivaled fervor: Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second. 533
454 24.80% Quadricentennial and a half: Have at least 450 of everything. 394
455 24.50% Maillard reaction: Harvest a caramelized sugar lump. 396
456 24.40% Signed, sealed, delivered: Have 700 shipments. 625
457 24.30% Beyond quality: Purchase 600 upgrades. 583
458 23.80% Curly braces: Have 550 javascript consoles. 490
459 23.70% Motormouth: Reach level 10 wizard towers. 314
460 23.70% Moistburster: Burst 200 wrinklers. 107
461 23.60% But the future refused to change: Have 650 time machines. 566
462 23.50% In and of itself: Have 600 fractal engines. 507
463 23.50% Large and in charge: Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension. 470
464 22.30% Spooky cookies: Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie. 108
465 22.20% Sugar, spice, and everything nice: Have 700 alchemy labs. 626
466 21.70% Hide & seek champion: Unlock all the eggs. 169
467 21.60% Know thyself: Have 450 You. 609
468 21.60% A capital idea: Reach level 10 banks. 312
469 21.50% Looking kind of dumb: Have 500 cortex bakers. 549
470 21.20% What's the dark matter with you: Have 650 antimatter condensers. 567
471 20.90% I am speed: Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second. 576
472 20.70% It belongs in a bakery: Reach level 10 temples. 313
473 20.70% Absolutely stuffed: Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension. 471
474 20.20% Stifling the press: Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it. 538
475 19.80% Botany enthusiast: Harvest 100 mature garden plants. 378
476 19.70% Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore: Have 700 portals. 627
477 19.70% D-d-d-d-deeper: Reach level 10 mines. 310
478 19.40% All on deck: Have 900 cursors. 641
479 18.90% Everywhere at once: Have 550 idleverses. 520
480 18.90% Enlightenment: Have 650 prisms. 568
481 18.80% Patently genius: Reach level 10 factories. 311
482 18.20% Been there done that: Reach level 10 shipments. 315
483 17.80% Duck typing: Have 600 javascript consoles. 508
484 17.70% Quincentennial: Have at least 500 of everything. 395
485 17.50% Baby it's old outside: Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season. 580
486 17.50% No more room in hell: Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked. 596
487 17.40% And on and on: Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second. 577
488 17.20% I only meant to stay a while: Have 700 time machines. 628
489 17.10% Reindeer sleigher: Pop 200 reindeer. 114
490 17.00% Phlogisticated substances: Reach level 10 alchemy labs. 316
491 16.60% Never tell me the odds: Have 650 chancemakers. 569
492 16.40% Bizarro world: Reach level 10 portals. 317
493 16.20% O Fortuna: Own every fortune upgrade. 456
494 16.00% Self-improvement: Reach level 10 You. 617
495 15.80% It's only wafer-thin: Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension. 472
496 15.70% Strange topologies: Reach level 10 idleverses. 525
497 15.50% The long now: Reach level 10 time machines. 318
498 15.50% Gifted: Reach level 10 cortex bakers. 555
499 15.40% Eldeer: Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy. 265
500 15.30% Didn't make sense not to live: Have 500 You. 610
501 15.10% Make my day: Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale. 461
502 15.10% Sierpinski rhomboids: Reach level 10 fractal engines. 427
503 15.00% Alexandria: Reach level 10 javascript consoles. 447
504 14.90% Blowing an Apollonian gasket: Have 650 fractal engines. 570
505 14.90% Not 20 years away forever: Have 700 antimatter condensers. 629
506 14.80% In the garden of Eden (baby): Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants. 380
507 14.80% Neverclick: Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times. 29
508 14.70% Chubby hadrons: Reach level 10 antimatter condensers. 319
509 14.50% Palettable: Reach level 10 prisms. 320
510 14.40% Let's leaf it at that: Reach level 10 chancemakers. 336
511 14.30% Everything happens so much: Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second. 584
512 14.10% Full warehouses: Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good. 460
513 13.90% A beautiful mind: Have 550 cortex bakers. 550
514 13.80% Think big: Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension. 534
515 13.70% Reject reality, substitute your own: Have 600 idleverses. 521
516 13.60% Speed baking III: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) 95
517 13.30% Buy buy buy: Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase. 462
518 12.90% Bright side of the Moon: Have 700 prisms. 630
519 12.60% True Neverclick: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) 78
520 12.50% Pyramid scheme: Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters. 464
521 12.40% Wrinkler poker: Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it. 598
522 12.00% Quincentennial and a half: Have at least 550 of everything. 466
523 11.90% Rookie numbers: Own at least 100 of every stock market good. 458
524 11.50% Get with the program: Have 650 javascript consoles. 571
525 11.40% Hypersize me: Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension. 535
526 11.30% Riding the Mersenne twister: Have 700 chancemakers. 631
527 11.10% Hardcore: Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased. 92
528 10.70% In her likeness: Shape your clones to resemble grandmas. 597
529 10.60% All-natural cane sugar: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) 271
530 10.50% Max capacity: Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension. 536
531 10.50% Cardinal synapses: Have 600 cortex bakers. 551
532 10.40% No nobility in poverty: Own at least 500 of every stock market good. 459
533 10.30% I'll rest when I'm dead: Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second. 585
534 10.30% Last Chance to See: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) 262
535 10.20% Divide and conquer: Have 700 fractal engines. 632
536 10.10% Genetic bottleneck: Have 550 You. 611
537 9.80% Sexcentennial: Have at least 600 of everything. 530
538 9.70% No time like the present: Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge). 589
539 9.60% Debt evasion: Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty. 637
540 9.60% Lost your cosmic marbles: Have 650 idleverses. 572
541 9.50% A round of applause: Have 1,000 cursors. 642
542 9.20% Black cat's paw: Click 7,777 golden cookies. 85
543 8.40% Pebcakes: Have 700 javascript consoles. 633
544 8.40% Can we get much higher: Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second. 590
545 8.40% By will alone I set my mind in motion: Have 650 cortex bakers. 573
546 8.40% Fake it till you bake it: Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension. 578
547 8.30% Green, aching thumb: Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants. 379
548 8.00% Four-leaf cookie: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) 324
549 8.00% History in the baking: Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension. 579
550 8.00% Despite everything, it's still you: Have 600 You. 612
551 7.90% A wizard is you: Cast 999 spells. 323
552 7.80% Liquid assets: Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million. 537
553 7.70% Sexcentennial and a half: Have at least 650 of everything. 575
554 7.50% What do you get for the baker who has everything: Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension. 586
555 7.40% Bottomless pit: Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension. 587
556 7.40% Greener on the other sides: Have 700 idleverses. 634
557 7.40% Keeper of the conservatory: Unlock every garden seed. 381
558 7.30% Reincarnation: Ascend 100 times. 206
559 7.30% Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker): Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second. 591
560 7.10% Seedless to nay: Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets. 382
561 7.00% Everyone everywhere all at once: Have 650 You. 613
562 6.90% When the cookies ascend just right: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) 397
563 6.90% Where is my mind: Have 700 cortex bakers. 635
564 6.60% Introspection: Have 700 You. 636
565 6.60% Gaseous assets: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) 463
566 6.50% Septcentennial: Have at least 700 of everything. 599
567 6.30% Seven horseshoes: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) 491
568 6.30% Rainy day fund: Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension. 592
569 6.20% And a little extra: Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension. 593
570 6.00% Endless cycle: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) 207
571 5.40% Oft we mar what's well: Purchase 700 upgrades. 638