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Achievements completed: 106 (16.64%)

Achievements: (106 / 637):
# Global Completion % Description API Name
1 59.10% Just wrong: Sell a grandma. 39
2 56.80% Early bird: Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns. 263
3 46.90% Coming to town: Reach Santa's 7th form. 109
4 46.00% Oh deer: Pop 1 reindeer. 112
5 45.40% Nihilism: Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked. 86
6 43.90% Ultimate automation: Have 150 factories. 116
7 43.60% Immortal bakery: Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension. 11
8 43.50% Clickastrophe: Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking. 244
9 43.00% Homegrown: Have 200 farms. 150
10 42.80% When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour: Bake 10 trillion cookies per second. 232
11 42.70% Self-contained: Have 1 fractal engine. 413
12 42.60% Far far away: Have 100 shipments. 54
13 42.20% Need for greed: Have 150 banks. 174
14 42.20% Alternate timeline: Have 50 time machines. 62
15 41.80% Hand-picked: Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe. 269
16 41.80% Fast and delicious: Bake 100 trillion cookies per second. 233
17 41.70% Itchscratcher: Burst 1 wrinkler. 105
18 41.70% Don't stop me now: Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension. 12
19 41.60% Gold member: Have 100 alchemy labs. 57
20 41.50% The center of the Earth: Have 200 mines. 152
21 41.30% Quirky quarks: Have 50 antimatter condensers. 88
22 41.20% Clickataclysm: Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking. 245
23 41.20% Dematerialize: Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked. 161
24 41.10% Organized religion: Have 150 temples. 179
25 41.00% The old never bothered me anyway: Have 250 grandmas. 149
26 41.00% You can stop now: Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension. 13
27 40.90% Dimensional shift: Have 100 portals. 60
28 40.80% Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz: Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second. 234
29 40.80% Technocracy: Have 200 factories. 151
30 40.80% F12: Have 1 javascript console. 433
31 40.70% Dazzling glimmer: Have 50 prisms. 124
32 40.60% Veteran: Own at least 14 grandma types. 431
33 40.50% Curses and maledictions: Have 150 wizard towers. 184
34 40.30% It's the economy, stupid: Have 200 banks. 175
35 40.30% Rewriting history: Have 100 time machines. 63
36 40.20% Woops, you solved world hunger: Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second. 235
37 40.10% Lord of Constructs: Own 2,500 buildings. 127
38 40.10% Extreme polydactyly: Have 300 cursors. 147
39 40.10% Cookies all the way down: Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension. 14
40 40.00% Gardener extraordinaire: Have 250 farms. 210
41 40.00% What are the odds: Have 50 chancemakers. 326
42 39.90% The ultimate clickdown: Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking. 337
43 39.90% Type II civilization: Have 150 shipments. 118
44 39.80% It does matter!: Have 100 antimatter condensers. 89
45 39.70% Overdose: Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension. 15
46 39.70% Click delegator: Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors. 134
47 39.70% I hate manure: Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms. 136
48 39.70% Lord of Progress: Purchase 200 upgrades. 128
49 39.70% Fanaticism: Have 200 temples. 180
50 39.70% Threw you for a loop: Have 50 fractal engines. 414
51 39.60% Gushing grannies: Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas. 135
52 39.60% The agemaster: Have 300 grandmas. 208
53 39.60% They'll never know what hit 'em: Have 1 idleverse. 509
54 39.50% Gild wars: Have 150 alchemy labs. 119
55 39.50% Tectonic ambassador: Have 250 mines. 211
56 39.40% Nil zero zilch: Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked. 162
57 39.40% Blinding flash: Have 100 prisms. 125
58 39.30% Never dig down: Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines. 137
59 39.30% Magic kingdom: Have 200 wizard towers. 185
60 39.30% Turbopuns: Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second. 236
61 39.20% Rise of the machines: Have 250 factories. 212
62 39.10% One with everything: Have at least 1 of every building. 64
63 39.10% Seedy business: Have 300 farms. 250
64 39.10% Brain-split: Have 150 portals. 120
65 39.10% The incredible machine: Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories. 138
66 39.10% Faster menner: Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second. 237
67 39.10% All the other kids with the pumped up clicks: Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking. 376
68 39.00% We come in peace: Have 200 shipments. 153
69 38.90% Grandma needs a new pair of shoes: Have 100 chancemakers. 327
70 38.90% Vested interest: Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks. 186
71 38.90% Acquire currency: Have 250 banks. 213
72 38.90% Time duke: Have 150 time machines. 121
73 38.90% Variable success: Have 50 javascript consoles. 434
74 38.80% Freak fracking: Have 300 mines. 251
75 38.80% And yet you're still hungry: Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second. 238
76 38.80% New world order: Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples. 187
77 38.80% How?: Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension. 223
78 38.80% Speed baking II: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) 94
79 38.80% Mathematician: Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128). 65
80 38.70% Hocus pocus: Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers. 188
81 38.70% The secrets of the universe: Have 200 alchemy labs. 154
82 38.70% Zealotry: Have 250 temples. 214
83 38.70% The sum of its parts: Have 100 fractal engines. 415
84 38.70% To oldly go: Have 350 grandmas. 209
85 38.70% Base 10: Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on. 66
86 38.60% Molecular maestro: Have 150 antimatter condensers. 122
87 38.60% Modern times: Have 300 factories. 252
88 38.60% And beyond: Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments. 139
89 38.60% The Abakening: Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second. 239
90 38.60% Transcendence: Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked. 163
91 38.60% The land of milk and cookies: Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension. 224
92 38.50% Realm of the Mad God: Have 200 portals. 155
93 38.50% The wizarding world: Have 250 wizard towers. 215
94 38.50% Unending glow: Have 150 prisms. 126
95 38.50% One...more...click...: Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking. 377
96 38.50% Dr. T: Have 400 cursors. 148
97 38.50% There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?: Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second. 240
98 38.50% Magnum Opus: Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs. 140
99 38.40% With strange eons: Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals. 141
100 38.40% Spacetime jigamaroo: Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines. 142
101 38.40% Forever and ever: Have 200 time machines. 156
102 38.40% Well-versed: Have 50 idleverses. 510
103 38.40% The nerve of war: Have 300 banks. 253
104 38.30% Elder nap: Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once. 79
105 38.30% You and the beanstalk: Have 350 farms. 281
106 38.30% No comments: Have 100 javascript consoles. 435
107 38.30% The elder scrolls: Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors. 248
108 38.30% Parsec-masher: Have 250 shipments. 216
109 38.30% Supermassive: Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers. 143
110 38.30% He who controls the cookies controls the universe: Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension. 225
111 38.20% Wololo: Have 300 temples. 254
112 38.20% Aged well: Have 400 grandmas. 338
113 38.20% Praise the sun: Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms. 144
114 38.20% Finger clickin' good: Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors. 189
115 38.20% Walk the planck: Have 200 antimatter condensers. 157
116 38.10% Tonight on Hoarders: Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension. 226
117 38.10% Clickety split: Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking. 473
118 38.10% Romancing the stone: Have 350 mines. 282
119 38.10% Obliterate: Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked. 164
120 38.10% Fast: Bake 1 septillion cookies per second. 241
121 38.10% Million to one shot, doc: Have 150 chancemakers. 328
122 38.10% The work of a lifetime: Have 250 alchemy labs. 217
123 38.10% All hail Santa: Reach Santa's final form. 110
124 38.10% Rise and shine: Have 200 prisms. 158
125 38.00% And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience: Have 300 wizard towers. 255
126 38.00% Polymath: Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings. 247
127 38.00% Bears repeating: Have 150 fractal engines. 416
128 38.00% Knead for speed: Bake 10 septillion cookies per second. 274
129 38.00% Fingers crossed: Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers. 333
130 38.00% Ex machina: Have 350 factories. 283
131 38.00% A place lost in time: Have 250 portals. 218
132 37.90% It's not delivery: Have 300 shipments. 256
133 37.90% Centennial: Have at least 100 of everything. 91
134 37.90% Harvest moon: Have 400 farms. 341
135 37.90% Ripe for the picking: Have 100 idleverses. 511
136 37.90% The needs of the many: Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines. 424
137 37.90% Grand design: Own 5,000 buildings. 526
138 37.90% The full picture: Purchase 300 upgrades. 528
139 37.90% Are you gonna eat all that?: Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension. 227
140 37.90% Panic at the bingo: Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas. 190
141 37.80% Heat death: Have 250 time machines. 219
142 37.80% Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming: Bake 100 septillion cookies per second. 275
143 37.80% Quarry on: Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines. 192
144 37.80% Rake in the dough: Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms. 191
145 37.80% As luck would have it: Have 200 chancemakers. 329
146 37.80% And I need it now: Have 350 banks. 284
147 37.80% Inherited prototype: Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles. 444
148 37.70% Gold, Jerry! Gold!: Have 300 alchemy labs. 257
149 37.70% I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center: Bake 1 octillion cookies per second. 276
150 37.70% Fringe: Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses. 522
151 37.70% Up to code: Have 150 javascript consoles. 436
152 37.70% Microcosm: Have 250 antimatter condensers. 220
153 37.70% 101st birthday: Have 450 grandmas. 339
154 37.70% Negative void: Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked. 165
155 37.70% Mine?: Have 400 mines. 342
156 37.70% Pray on the weak: Have 350 temples. 285
157 37.70% We're gonna need a bigger bakery: Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension. 228
158 37.60% Paid in full: Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks. 194
159 37.60% Yes I love technology: Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories. 193
160 37.60% More of the same: Have 200 fractal engines. 417
161 37.60% In full gear: Have 400 factories. 343
162 37.60% The proof of the cookie is in the baking: Bake 10 octillion cookies per second. 277
163 37.60% Forbidden zone: Have 300 portals. 258
164 37.60% Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals: Have 500 cursors. 246
165 37.50% It's a kind of magic: Have 350 wizard towers. 286
166 37.50% Bright future: Have 250 prisms. 221
167 37.50% Treacle tart economics: Have 400 banks. 344
168 37.50% Church of Cookiology: Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples. 195
169 37.50% Too many rabbits, not enough hats: Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers. 196
170 37.40% Make like a tree: Have 450 farms. 354
171 37.40% Jellicles: Own 10 kitten upgrades. 465
172 37.40% Centennial and a half: Have at least 150 of everything. 131
173 37.40% Defense of the ancients: Have 500 grandmas. 340
174 37.40% Works on my machine: Have 200 javascript consoles. 437
175 37.40% In the mouth of madness: Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension. 229
176 37.40% cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com: Have 300 time machines. 259
177 37.40% Make it so: Have 350 shipments. 287
178 37.40% Unreal: Have 150 idleverses. 512
179 37.40% The most precious cargo: Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments. 197
180 37.30% The Aureate: Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs. 198
181 37.30% Scientists baffled everywhere: Have 300 antimatter condensers. 260
182 37.30% Brought to you by the letter 🍪: Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension. 230
183 37.30% Holy cookies, grandma!: Have 400 temples. 345
184 37.30% Ever in your favor: Have 250 chancemakers. 330
185 37.30% Ever more hideous: Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals. 199
186 37.30% Cave story: Have 450 mines. 355
187 37.20% The Prestige: Have 400 wizard towers. 346
188 37.20% Harmony of the spheres: Have 300 prisms. 261
189 37.20% To crumbs, you say?: Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked. 249
190 37.20% Last recurse: Have 250 fractal engines. 418
191 37.20% If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing: Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second. 278
192 37.20% Click (starring Adam Sandler): Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors. 293
193 37.20% All that glitters is gold: Have 350 alchemy labs. 288
194 37.20% Be kind, rewind: Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines. 200
195 37.10% Sharpest tool in the shed: Have 500 farms. 400
196 37.10% Once you've seen one: Have 200 idleverses. 513
197 37.10% In-cog-neato: Have 450 factories. 356
198 37.10% Infinitesimal: Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers. 201
199 37.10% A still more glorious dawn: Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms. 202
200 37.10% He comes: Have 350 portals. 289
201 37.10% Sedimentalism: Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines. 296
202 37.10% Bicentennial: Have at least 200 of everything. 129
203 37.00% Be a lady: Have 300 chancemakers. 331
204 37.00% That's just peanuts to space: Have 400 shipments. 347
205 37.00% Save your breath because that's all you've got left: Have 450 banks. 357
206 37.00% Running with scissors: Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second. 368
207 37.00% The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had: Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension. 279
208 37.00% Overgrowth: Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms. 295
209 36.90% Vengeful and almighty: Have 450 temples. 358
210 36.90% Rarefied air: Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second. 369
211 36.90% Technical debt: Have 250 javascript consoles. 438
212 36.90% Hey now, you're a rock: Have 500 mines. 401
213 36.90% Just a statistic: Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers. 334
214 36.90% Worth its weight in lead: Have 400 alchemy labs. 348
215 36.90% Way back then: Have 350 time machines. 290
216 36.80% But wait 'til you get older: Have 550 grandmas. 399
217 36.80% Break the mold: Have 500 factories. 402
218 36.80% Eating its own: Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines. 425
219 36.80% Out of one, many: Have 300 fractal engines. 419
220 36.80% Set for life: Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension. 280
221 36.80% Labor of love: Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories. 297
222 36.80% Exotic matter: Have 350 antimatter condensers. 291
223 36.80% When there's nothing left to add: Purchase 400 upgrades. 529
224 36.70% Frantiquities: Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas. 294
225 36.70% What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex: Have 400 portals. 349
226 36.70% With her finger and her thumb: Have 600 cursors. 398
227 36.70% Push it to the limit: Bake 1 decillion cookies per second. 370
228 36.70% Thus spoke you: Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples. 299
229 36.70% Get the show on, get paid: Have 500 banks. 403
230 36.70% A model of document object: Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles. 445
231 36.70% Spell it out for you: Have 450 wizard towers. 359
232 36.70% Reverse funnel system: Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks. 298
233 36.70% You get nothing: Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked. 383
234 36.60% At the end of the tunnel: Have 350 prisms. 292
235 36.60% Coherence: Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses. 523
236 36.60% Spoils and plunder: Have 250 idleverses. 514
237 36.50% Space space space space space: Have 450 shipments. 360
238 36.50% Invited to yesterday's party: Have 400 time machines. 350
239 36.50% Overripe: Have 550 farms. 476
240 36.50% Ecumenopolis: Own 7,500 buildings. 527
241 36.50% My world's on fire, how about yours: Have 500 temples. 404
242 36.50% Mind your language: Have 300 javascript consoles. 439
243 36.50% Green cookies sleep furiously: Bake 10 decillion cookies per second. 371
244 36.40% Bicentennial and a half: Have at least 250 of everything. 242
245 36.40% Manafest destiny: Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers. 300
246 36.40% Dicey business: Have 350 chancemakers. 332
247 36.40% Panic! at Nabisco: Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension. 372
248 36.40% Okay boomer: Have 600 grandmas. 475
249 36.40% Downsizing: Have 400 antimatter condensers. 351
250 36.30% An example of recursion: Have 350 fractal engines. 420
251 36.30% Rock on: Have 550 mines. 477
252 36.30% Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change: Have 450 alchemy labs. 361
253 36.20% Which eternal lie: Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals. 303
254 36.20% Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night: Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments. 301
255 36.20% The meteor men beg to differ: Have 500 wizard towers. 405
256 36.20% Bursting at the seams: Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension. 373
257 36.20% Humble rebeginnings: Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked. 384
258 36.20% Renaissance baker: Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings. 430
259 36.20% My eyes: Have 400 prisms. 352
260 36.10% Leisurely pace: Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second. 388
261 36.10% Self-manmade man: Have 550 factories. 478
262 36.10% I've got the Midas touch: Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs. 302
263 36.10% Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere: Have 300 idleverses. 515
264 36.10% In the green: Have 600 farms. 494
265 36.00% Only shooting stars: Have 500 shipments. 406
266 36.00% Déjà vu: Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines. 304
267 36.00% Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear: Have 450 portals. 362
268 35.90% Powers of Ten: Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers. 305
269 35.90% Checks out: Have 550 banks. 479
270 35.90% Hypersonic: Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second. 389
271 35.90% Maybe a chance in hell, actually: Have 400 chancemakers. 353
272 35.80% Tricentennial: Have at least 300 of everything. 273
273 35.80% Now the dark days are gone: Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms. 306
274 35.80% Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way: Have 600 mines. 495
275 35.70% Just about full: Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension. 374
276 35.70% Groundhog day: Have 450 time machines. 363
277 35.70% We could all use a little change: Have 500 alchemy labs. 407
278 35.70% Inconsolable: Have 350 javascript consoles. 440
279 35.70% For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title: Have 400 fractal engines. 421
280 35.70% Here be dragon: Complete your dragon's training. 222
281 35.60% Gotta go fast: Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second. 428
282 35.60% Murphy's wild guess: Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers. 335
283 35.60% The end of the world: Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked. 385
284 35.50% We must go deeper: Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines. 426
285 35.50% Living on a prayer: Have 550 temples. 480
286 35.50% The wheels of progress: Have 600 factories. 496
287 35.40% A matter of perspective: Have 450 antimatter condensers. 364
288 35.30% Gotta hand it to you: Have 700 cursors. 474
289 35.30% Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb: Have 500 portals. 408
290 35.30% Hungry for more: Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension. 375
291 35.20% It's big brain time: Have 1 cortex baker. 539
292 35.20% Bake him away, toys: Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second. 448
293 35.10% Optical illusion: Have 450 prisms. 365
294 35.10% That's rich: Have 600 banks. 497
295 35.10% Higitus figitus migitus mum: Have 550 wizard towers. 481
296 35.00% First-class citizen: Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles. 446
297 35.00% Hyperspace expressway: Have 350 idleverses. 516
298 34.90% You're #1 so why try harder: Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second. 449
299 34.90% The years start coming: Have 500 time machines. 409
300 34.80% Closure: Have 400 javascript consoles. 441
301 34.70% Oh, you're back: Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked. 386
302 34.60% Wrinklesquisher: Burst 50 wrinklers. 106
303 34.60% The hunt is on: Unlock 1 egg. 166
304 34.60% Jackpot: Have 450 chancemakers. 366
305 34.60% Preaches and cream: Have 600 temples. 498
306 34.60% Earth-616: Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses. 524
307 34.60% The incredible journey: Have 550 shipments. 482
308 34.50% Just my imagination: Have 50 cortex bakers. 540
309 34.50% Feed me, Orteil: Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension. 390
310 34.40% What a concept: Have 500 antimatter condensers. 410
311 34.30% Ain't that a click in the head: Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking. 574
312 34.20% I'm so meta, even this achievement: Have 450 fractal engines. 422
313 34.10% Now there's an idea: Have 100 cortex bakers. 541
314 34.10% Positive thinking: Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers. 552
315 34.00% Just a phase: Have 550 alchemy labs. 483
316 34.00% Elder calm: Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs. 82
317 34.00% Magic thinking: Have 600 wizard towers. 499
318 33.90% And then what?: Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension. 391
319 33.80% Tricentennial and a half: Have at least 350 of everything. 392
320 33.80% You'll never shine if you don't glow: Have 500 prisms. 411
321 33.80% The organ that named itself: Have 150 cortex bakers. 542
322 33.80% Haven't even begun to peak: Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second. 450
323 33.60% Versatile: Have 400 idleverses. 517
324 33.50% Gyrification: Have 200 cortex bakers. 543
325 33.40% Leprechaun: Click 777 golden cookies. 84
326 33.40% Don't let me leave, Murph: Have 550 portals. 484
327 33.30% The thought that counts: Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers. 553
328 33.20% Is there life on Mars?: Have 600 shipments. 500
329 33.20% Lazarus: Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked. 387
330 33.20% A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering': Have 250 cortex bakers. 544
331 33.10% What did we even eat before these: Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second. 467
332 33.00% You'll never know if you don't go: Have 500 chancemakers. 412
333 32.90% They moistly come at night: Have 650 grandmas. 556
334 32.80% Mindfulness: Have 300 cortex bakers. 545
335 32.60% Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere: Have 450 javascript consoles. 442
336 32.50% I think it's safe to say you've got it made: Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension. 429
337 32.50% It's grown on you: Have 650 farms. 557
338 32.50% Caveman to cosmos: Have 550 time machines. 485
339 32.40% Myriad: Own 10,000 buildings. 581
340 32.40% Never get bored: Have 500 fractal engines. 423
341 32.40% Lovely cookies: Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie. 130
342 32.30% Heavy flow: Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second. 468
343 32.30% Bad chemistry: Have 600 alchemy labs. 501
344 32.20% Resurrection: Ascend 10 times. 205
345 32.10% Kaizen: Purchase 500 upgrades. 582
346 32.10% Freaky jazz hands: Reach level 10 cursors. 307
347 32.10% Don't let the walls cave in on you: Have 650 mines. 558
348 32.00% Cookie Clicker: Unlock the final building. 639
349 31.90% Wrath cookie: Click a wrath cookie. 595
350 31.90% Unthinkable: Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers. 554
351 31.80% Let it snow: Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie. 111
352 31.70% Quadricentennial: Have at least 400 of everything. 393
353 31.70% The 10% myth: Have 350 cortex bakers. 546
354 31.70% Replaced by robots: Have 650 factories. 559
355 31.60% My own clone: Have 1 You. 600
356 31.60% A sometimes food: Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension. 451
357 31.50% Particular tastes: Have 550 antimatter condensers. 486
358 31.50% The devil's workshop: Have 800 cursors. 493
359 31.40% More you say?: Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second. 469
360 31.30% Reduced to gibbering heaps: Have 600 portals. 502
361 31.10% Multiplicity: Have 50 You. 601
362 31.10% Sleigh of hand: Pop 50 reindeer. 113
363 31.10% Financial prodigy: Have 650 banks. 560
364 31.00% Self-made: Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You. 614
365 30.90% What's not clicking: Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking. 640
366 30.80% Born for this job: Have 100 You. 602
367 30.50% Episode II: Have 150 You. 603
368 30.50% And I will pray to a big god: Have 650 temples. 561
369 30.50% A light snack: Have 550 prisms. 487
370 30.50% Smurf account: Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked. 454
371 30.40% Don't think about it too hard: Have 400 cortex bakers. 547
372 30.40% Copy that: Have 200 You. 604
373 30.40% You are inevitable: Have 450 idleverses. 518
374 30.40% Keep going until I say stop: Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second. 531
375 30.30% Reproducible results: Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You. 615
376 30.20% Egging on: Unlock 7 eggs. 167
377 30.10% Back already?: Have 600 time machines. 503
378 30.00% Life finds a way: Have 250 You. 605
379 30.00% Grandmapocalypse: Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time. 594
380 29.80% Taking the back streets: Have 500 javascript consoles. 443
381 29.70% And now you're even older: Have 700 grandmas. 618
382 29.60% Shosple Colupis: Have 650 wizard towers. 562
383 29.60% Overcrowding: Have 300 You. 606
384 29.40% Not enough of a good thing: Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension. 452
385 29.40% All the stars in heaven: Own 100 heavenly upgrades. 588
386 29.20% Au naturel: Have 700 farms. 619
387 29.10% That's all you: Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You. 616
388 29.10% Tempting fate: Have 550 chancemakers. 488
389 28.70% Dirt-rich: Have 700 mines. 620
390 28.70% Nuclear throne: Have 600 antimatter condensers. 504
391 28.40% False vacuum: Have 650 shipments. 563
392 28.40% Strength in numbers: Have 350 You. 607
393 28.20% Bots build bots: Have 700 factories. 621
394 28.00% Tautological: Have 550 fractal engines. 489
395 27.80% Horn of plenty: Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension. 453
396 27.80% Thick-skinned: Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil. 432
397 27.60% I'm the wiz: Cast 99 spells. 322
398 27.60% Getting that bag: Have 700 banks. 622
399 27.30% Mass Easteria: Unlock 14 eggs. 168
400 27.30% But I didn't say stop, did I?: Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second. 532
401 27.10% Huge tracts of land: Reach level 10 farms. 309
402 27.10% Making light of the situation: Have 600 prisms. 505
403 26.90% Metallic taste: Have 650 alchemy labs. 564
404 26.80% Army of me: Have 400 You. 608
405 26.70% Away from this place: Have 500 idleverses. 519
406 26.60% The leader is good, the leader is great: Have 700 temples. 623
407 26.40% If at first you don't succeed: Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked. 455
408 26.40% Though fools seldom differ: Have 450 cortex bakers. 548
409 26.00% Elder slumber: Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times. 80
410 25.90% Sweetmeats: Harvest a meaty sugar lump. 272
411 25.40% You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-: Have 700 wizard towers. 624
412 25.20% Swiss cheese: Have 650 portals. 565
413 25.10% Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.: Have 600 chancemakers. 506
414 24.80% Methuselah: Reach level 10 grandmas. 308
415 24.50% With unrivaled fervor: Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second. 533
416 24.40% Quadricentennial and a half: Have at least 450 of everything. 394
417 24.30% Maillard reaction: Harvest a caramelized sugar lump. 396
418 23.80% Beyond quality: Purchase 600 upgrades. 583
419 23.70% Signed, sealed, delivered: Have 700 shipments. 625
420 23.70% Moistburster: Burst 200 wrinklers. 107
421 23.30% Curly braces: Have 550 javascript consoles. 490
422 23.10% But the future refused to change: Have 650 time machines. 566
423 23.00% In and of itself: Have 600 fractal engines. 507
424 22.90% Large and in charge: Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension. 470
425 22.70% Motormouth: Reach level 10 wizard towers. 314
426 22.20% Spooky cookies: Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie. 108
427 21.70% Hide & seek champion: Unlock all the eggs. 169
428 21.50% Sugar, spice, and everything nice: Have 700 alchemy labs. 626
429 20.90% Know thyself: Have 450 You. 609
430 20.90% Looking kind of dumb: Have 500 cortex bakers. 549
431 20.70% What's the dark matter with you: Have 650 antimatter condensers. 567
432 20.60% A capital idea: Reach level 10 banks. 312
433 20.30% I am speed: Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second. 576
434 20.20% Absolutely stuffed: Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension. 471
435 19.70% It belongs in a bakery: Reach level 10 temples. 313
436 19.70% Stifling the press: Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it. 538
437 19.70% Botany enthusiast: Harvest 100 mature garden plants. 378
438 19.00% Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore: Have 700 portals. 627
439 18.80% All on deck: Have 900 cursors. 641
440 18.70% D-d-d-d-deeper: Reach level 10 mines. 310
441 18.50% Everywhere at once: Have 550 idleverses. 520
442 18.50% Enlightenment: Have 650 prisms. 568
443 17.80% Patently genius: Reach level 10 factories. 311
444 17.70% Baby it's old outside: Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season. 580
445 17.40% Quincentennial: Have at least 500 of everything. 395
446 17.40% Duck typing: Have 600 javascript consoles. 508
447 17.30% Been there done that: Reach level 10 shipments. 315
448 17.30% Reindeer sleigher: Pop 200 reindeer. 114
449 16.90% No more room in hell: Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked. 596
450 16.90% And on and on: Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second. 577
451 16.60% I only meant to stay a while: Have 700 time machines. 628
452 16.20% Phlogisticated substances: Reach level 10 alchemy labs. 316
453 16.20% Never tell me the odds: Have 650 chancemakers. 569
454 16.00% O Fortuna: Own every fortune upgrade. 456
455 15.60% Bizarro world: Reach level 10 portals. 317
456 15.40% Eldeer: Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy. 265
457 15.40% It's only wafer-thin: Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension. 472
458 15.30% Self-improvement: Reach level 10 You. 617
459 15.20% Strange topologies: Reach level 10 idleverses. 525
460 15.00% Gifted: Reach level 10 cortex bakers. 555
461 14.80% Make my day: Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale. 461
462 14.80% The long now: Reach level 10 time machines. 318
463 14.80% Didn't make sense not to live: Have 500 You. 610
464 14.60% Sierpinski rhomboids: Reach level 10 fractal engines. 427
465 14.50% Blowing an Apollonian gasket: Have 650 fractal engines. 570
466 14.50% Alexandria: Reach level 10 javascript consoles. 447
467 14.50% In the garden of Eden (baby): Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants. 380
468 14.30% Not 20 years away forever: Have 700 antimatter condensers. 629
469 14.10% Chubby hadrons: Reach level 10 antimatter condensers. 319
470 13.90% Palettable: Reach level 10 prisms. 320
471 13.90% Everything happens so much: Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second. 584
472 13.80% Full warehouses: Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good. 460
473 13.80% Let's leaf it at that: Reach level 10 chancemakers. 336
474 13.50% Think big: Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension. 534
475 13.50% A beautiful mind: Have 550 cortex bakers. 550
476 13.50% Speed baking III: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) 95
477 13.40% Reject reality, substitute your own: Have 600 idleverses. 521
478 13.10% Buy buy buy: Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase. 462
479 12.40% Bright side of the Moon: Have 700 prisms. 630
480 12.20% Pyramid scheme: Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters. 464
481 11.90% Wrinkler poker: Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it. 598
482 11.80% Rookie numbers: Own at least 100 of every stock market good. 458
483 11.80% Quincentennial and a half: Have at least 550 of everything. 466
484 11.10% Hypersize me: Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension. 535
485 11.10% Hardcore: Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased. 92
486 11.10% Get with the program: Have 650 javascript consoles. 571
487 10.90% Riding the Mersenne twister: Have 700 chancemakers. 631
488 10.40% All-natural cane sugar: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) 271
489 10.30% In her likeness: Shape your clones to resemble grandmas. 597
490 10.30% Max capacity: Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension. 536
491 10.30% Last Chance to See: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) 262
492 10.20% No nobility in poverty: Own at least 500 of every stock market good. 459
493 10.20% Cardinal synapses: Have 600 cortex bakers. 551
494 10.00% I'll rest when I'm dead: Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second. 585
495 9.80% Divide and conquer: Have 700 fractal engines. 632
496 9.70% Genetic bottleneck: Have 550 You. 611
497 9.60% Sexcentennial: Have at least 600 of everything. 530
498 9.40% No time like the present: Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge). 589
499 9.30% Lost your cosmic marbles: Have 650 idleverses. 572
500 9.20% Debt evasion: Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty. 637
501 9.10% A round of applause: Have 1,000 cursors. 642
502 9.00% Black cat's paw: Click 7,777 golden cookies. 85
503 8.20% By will alone I set my mind in motion: Have 650 cortex bakers. 573
504 8.20% Green, aching thumb: Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants. 379
505 8.20% Fake it till you bake it: Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension. 578
506 8.00% Pebcakes: Have 700 javascript consoles. 633
507 8.00% Can we get much higher: Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second. 590
508 7.90% Four-leaf cookie: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) 324
509 7.80% A wizard is you: Cast 999 spells. 323
510 7.80% History in the baking: Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension. 579
511 7.70% Despite everything, it's still you: Have 600 You. 612
512 7.70% Liquid assets: Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million. 537
513 7.50% Sexcentennial and a half: Have at least 650 of everything. 575
514 7.30% What do you get for the baker who has everything: Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension. 586
515 7.30% Keeper of the conservatory: Unlock every garden seed. 381
516 7.20% Reincarnation: Ascend 100 times. 206
517 7.20% Bottomless pit: Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension. 587
518 7.10% Greener on the other sides: Have 700 idleverses. 634
519 7.00% Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker): Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second. 591
520 7.00% Seedless to nay: Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets. 382
521 6.80% When the cookies ascend just right: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) 397
522 6.70% Everyone everywhere all at once: Have 650 You. 613
523 6.60% Where is my mind: Have 700 cortex bakers. 635
524 6.50% Gaseous assets: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) 463
525 6.30% Introspection: Have 700 You. 636
526 6.20% Septcentennial: Have at least 700 of everything. 599
527 6.10% Seven horseshoes: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) 491
528 6.00% Rainy day fund: Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension. 592
529 5.90% And a little extra: Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension. 593
530 5.80% Endless cycle: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) 207
531 5.10% Oft we mar what's well: Purchase 700 upgrades. 638